Soda Jerk Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Right, I'm planning on having a kip tonight. Let's all meet up in my snooze and we'll have a right good wimpy punch-up. I'll probably land a reasonable flat palm slap on someone and then run away in slow motion.I had a dream Jamie Carragher served me in Greggs last night. He was all like "eee lar" and made that noise that sounds like he's spitting when he pronounces C's and K's. They should saw Merseyside off, and just let it float away. Those hocking tones make me wish I was deaf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 I had a dream about swimming zombies last night. It was brutal. It seems i'm not only shit at running in dreams. I got owned. The bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted May 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Had a dream last night I was back in school and being taught some insane algorthyms by an old English teacher who I found pretty hot to then fingering Gerry Halliwell in the Gymhall. God I love how my mind works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 I frequently still get the school/missing timetable dream.Then I wake up and realise that I'm actually thirty years old and my school days are very much behind me.Then I cry a little bit. I fucking loved school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hef Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 I frequently still get the school/missing timetable dream.Me too! I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one. Always thought it was a bit bizarre considering I left school ages ago. It must mean something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 I'm usually skeptical about whether dreams really 'mean' anything and can be analysed in depth. Strange that most of the recurring ones mentioned here I have experienced also. - inability to run (usually on a football field or away from baddies)- inability to inflict pain on opponent - ability to float/fly (I do the breast stroke in the air)- being back at school (I am always on the way to sit a higher but with the knowledge that I've got a degree and been working for years and am telling everyone "this is fucking stupid. I'm a man!") There's a recurring place in my dreams with a series of rivers, winding mountain roads, a shopping centre with a massive car park and its own border control. I once lived next to one of the rivers with a talking seal who would catch me fish. There is also a black and white road side diner cut into the side of a cliff that I can never manage to get to. Good and bad things happen in this place but I am always aware not to reveal my true identity. Oh, and talking babies. I've recently had loads of dreams about talking babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7E18 Safari/528.16)So las night I dreamt that I was in the car with my brother and he drove his car into a very deep ditch. We got out of the car and unpacked all the amps and the drumkit from the back to make it lighter and get it out of the mud. Once done, he checked that we could get out but we couldn't because everything was closed up for the bank holiday. So we started packing all the gear back in when a pair of cops showed up. The female one hid behind our car door to take a pee. She then asked us about tattoos. She liked them and took off her jacket to reveal a little cut off shirt of Last Rites Tattoo Studio. Everytime she lifted her arms up, the shirt would raise and I'd catch a nice glimpse of some underboob. We went for a walk and she thought it we hilarious that I had Strongbow and Marlboro tattooed on my stomach and gave it a kiss. And that's all I remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Dreamt last night that I got a phone call from Soda Jerk to tell me that Craig, bass player in DROSS, had died in a plane crash.It's possible that other things happened in the dream but that's all that stuck after I woke up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 I dreamt that I actually stole someone's iPhone, but then lost it, and then got a free one, and then someone accused me of it, and I let them check the iPhone, they discovered if def wasn't theirs, and I got away with it. I woke up feeling guilty as fuck. It really really sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 I dreamt that I actually stole someone's iPhone, but then lost it, and then got a free one, and then someone accused me of it, and I let them check the iPhone, they discovered if def wasn't theirs, and I got away with it. I woke up feeling guilty as fuck. It really really sucked.you make me sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Dreamt last night that I got a phone call from Soda Jerk to tell me that Craig, bass player in DROSS, had died in a plane crash.It's possible that other things happened in the dream but that's all that stuck after I woke up.He's on holiday as we speak. I hope you haven't predicted the future, like that lass in Frasier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted June 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Last night dream consisted of very dull monotonous sex with one of my teachers from Secondary School. Pretty much how I'd imagined it to be. Shame because she was a definite milf with beef curtains to die for, well in my dream anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7E18 Safari/528.16)Dreamt last night that I was havin sex with a beautiful girl who was very short. She had an elastic fanny, which was fun. Rolled onto my back to let her get on top. Which is when I woke up. Alone. With a 2p coin stuck to my bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7E18 Safari/528.16)Here's some old dreams that I blogged about as well...went into specsavers at midnight to get new contact lenses. waited at the counter where all the staff were showing the last customer out the door. said i was in for lenses, and they were a bit annoyed cos they were about to close. said id come back tomorrow. one of the staff, a short girl with long black hair, really fucking pretty, said "this always happens to me" and looked at me. asked her what always happens to her as she walked out the door. went outside, asked again, she looked back, smiled and held out her hand. took her hand and we skipped up union street. gave her piggy back rides and small kisses on the cheek and stuff.asked her if I was dreaming cos I hoped I wasn't, I'd fallen in love with her. she said it'd be fine.woke up on the couch after kicking a can of cider over. bugger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7E18 Safari/528.16)AnotherSo, I'm next to a swimming pool. Paul Gadd AKA Gary Glitter is the lifeguard. He's holding a syringe with green stuff in it. I keep going up to hima dn saying "i know your intentions paul, im not that stupid." and all he does is smile back at me with that stupid little fucking goatie of his.next thing I know, im swimming and he's managed to come up behind me and inject me with the syringe. Everything starts to turn funny.I wake up and my bedroom door is open despite the fact I remember closing it fully when i went to bed.Couldnt get back to sleep after that. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7E18 Safari/528.16)One more...in dubai. in a hotel room. ive just witnessed sylvia saint shag a rich arab. he pays her, and I walk her out the room. but the cops have been called and she's to be arrestted and executed. i get her out down a freight elevator and drive away from the scene in a Nissan Patrol. As we're driving past, she puts her head down and we see the arab man getting shot, execution style, out the front of the hotel by the cops. get to a suburb of the city and get out. she goes to get a taxi to the airport and says "I'd give you my phone number or e-mail address, but I'm scared they'll find me."then i woke up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmer_eldritch Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Sharing each other's dreams with aberdeen-music is taking things to a new level of mundane activity. Tell it to twitter, Teabags. Tell it to twitter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted June 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 I dreamt I was johnny cash earlier when I crashed out. I sang Big River in Portlethen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Dreams are caused by falling asleep. Fact. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 I had a dream Bill hicks was chasing me, I eventually turn around and say "What? What is it Bill for fucks sake stop chasing me"I dropped a pen. He hands it to me then tells me the theory of death and fucks off. Dream ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted July 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Last night I was teamed up with the cenobites chasing after dark blurs around my old highschool academy. Not watched any hellraiser film or been near my old school in sometime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 I get this too.And I can never punch someone really hard or kill them with a gun in my dreams. Bastards are invincible.Most likely your unconcious mind is preventing you from doing something you wouldn't normally feel comfortable doing...it's probably a good sign... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 Bit of a zombie thread bump, sorry. I've been having this recurring dream lately and its bothering me. The setting changes every time but the details are always the same. In the dream I've killed someone weeks or months before and I've hidden the body. No-one suspects me yet, but the family have started sniffing around and trying to get the police to investigate further, and I'm really anxious because I think the net is closing on me and I'm going to get found out and go to prison. I'm sure it must have some sort of meaning. Its usually just some random, but last night I dream it was my girlfriend and I'd bumped her off and buried her body under my garden. It was actually pretty upsetting. Anyone care to offer an analysis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 You're probably gay or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 Bit of a zombie thread bump, sorry. I've been having this recurring dream lately and its bothering me.The setting changes every time but the details are always the same. In the dream I've killed someone weeks or months before and I've hidden the body. No-one suspects me yet, but the family have started sniffing around and trying to get the police to investigate further, and I'm really anxious because I think the net is closing on me and I'm going to get found out and go to prison. I'm sure it must have some sort of meaning. Its usually just some random, but last night I dream it was my girlfriend and I'd bumped her off and buried her body under my garden. It was actually pretty upsetting.Anyone care to offer an analysis? your becoming a psychotic killer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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