GluteusMaximus Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Hank Scorpio: Back to the hammocks, my friend. You know, there's a little place called Mary Ann's Hammocks. The nice thing about that place is Mary Ann gets in the hammock with you, I'm just kidding.Homer: Oh.Hank Scorpio: You know who invented the hammock, Homer? Homer: Em..No. Hank Scorpio: There's something for you to do.....find that out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Martin: "So, any plans after graduation?"C.H.U.M.: "Travel."Martin: "Do you need a traveling companion per chance?"C.H.U.M.: "Travel cancelled!"On accepting the job of Mayor of New SpringfieldHomer: "I reluctantly accept this highly paid, glamorous job" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Homer : "saaaaaaand.....wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 Burns: We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in!Smithers: But sir, that's just a mod...Burns: *takes out pistol* I said, 'Hop in' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor,and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 Homer: Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others.Ned: Well howdy, Homer! Ooh, thanks for dropping by!Homer: Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.Ned: Oh, well, I'll just have to try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Homer: A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 poundsit makes ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 YouTube - Is it about my cube? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Homer: Maybe I should keep walking instead of going into a dark, dreary bar.Moe: Get in here, Boozy, you're late for your drunkeningand Moe: Think of it as a wake-up call from a man with nothin' but a blow-up doll. And even she left me. Shouldn't have used helium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 This episode was on some channel somewhere recently:Bart: May I be excused, mom?Homer: Oh, so now you're quitting dinner, too.Marge: Homer, please.Homer: I didn't raise him to be a quitter. It must have been you. You quit every job you've ever had. Cop, pretzel vender, church counseller, professional gambler.Marge: He's doing what he thinks is best.Homer: Well, if quitting is the best, maybe I should just quit my job![Homer walks over to the phone and dials Mr. Burns' number.]Mr Burns: Ahoy hoy?Homer: Mr Burns? This is Homer J Simpson, the father of the big quitter! Well, I just wanted to tell you I'm a big quitter, too! And I quit![Homer winks twice.]Marge: Homer, Mr Burns can't see you winking.Homer: So--[screams, hangs up phone.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Why does this thread only have a 1 star rating???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Oh god. I went to give it a 5 star just now and it told me I had already voted. And there's only one vote. I think I clicked it by accident as I have no recollection of giving it a 1 star, I mean, I love this thread. Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 It told me I have already voted too!! IT'S A CONSPIRACY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 It says there's only one vote? The Mods are obviously trying to deter people from watching the simpsons because of NOTW and NewsCorp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 They're always up to no good. We should stage a coup. Give real thread rating democracy to the people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 They're always up to no good. We should stage a coup. Give real thread rating democracy to the people.I don't remember that episode, must be from something in series 15-20.sorrynot sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 You should be sorry for having watched up to season 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 You should be sorry for having watched up to season 14Season 14 was fine. Bart: Ha Ha. They left without you. Lisa: They left without you too, you idiot. Bart: If I'm such an idiot, how come I'm the smartest kid in third grade? Lisa: Because you've already done it once. ... Bart: You've lost me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 Why there are no children here at the 4 H club either! Am I so out of touch?No, it's the children who are wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Lisa: Why are you burning all your documentsLionel Hutz: Kids, the Lionels Hutz you know and love is gone. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!Milhouse: Laddie is so much better than your old dog. Remember when he ate my goldfish, and you tried to tell me I never had a goldfish. Well, why did I have the bowl Bart?? Why did I have the bowl??Trent Steele: You had lunch yet?Max Power: I usually have two or threeTrent Steele: Well, do you like Thai?Max Power: Tie good. You like shirt?Arnie Pie: I can see him now. I think I'm going to try and take him out with one of my shoesBrockman: Leave it to the Police, ArnieArnie Pie: I don't wanna be a reporter. I wanna make the news.Brockman: Now is not the time, Arnie.Arnie Pie: YOU'RE NOT THE TIME, KENT! YOU'RE NOT THE TIME! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Milhouse: Laddie is so much better than your old dog. Remember when he ate my goldfish, and you tried to tell me I never had a goldfish. Well, why did I have the bowl Bart?? Why did I have the bowl??As soon as I saw this thread updated I wanted to come in and post this quote. It's so good.If we ever end up in a political election contest you can definitively say you are one step ahead of me.At least in terms of Simpsons quotes. But nothing is more important than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 It's classic Milhouse. Severley underrated character.Thrillhouse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 So this is what it feels like when doves cry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 My glasses! I need those to live! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 My glasses! I need those to live!Das Bus. One of the best IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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