Le Stu Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Good to see that people are still lapping up every word she says.Oh, but I liked her new column! I've also enjoyed Ethiopian food and I hope the omission of the importance of using injera bread to scoop the food wasn't a massive faux pas on her part!If only I could write some songs and get a deal with Sony. Then everyone in the north-east of Scotland could be just as impressed by my knowledge of ethnic cuisine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I dunno if Sandi Thom would be much more successful as a woman, to be honest.Hee Hee I remember driving from Boston to Niagara Falls with my mom and brother, when I was a mammoth. totally read that wrong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 "I remember driving from Boston to Niagara Falls with my mom and brother when I was seven and even then a mammoth c**t"That would have read better. If only she was good looking enough to be a crab. More like a ragworm. So is she actually 'Famous Prostitute' on that other forum you reckon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 A bunch of jealous cretins are we? LOLLIFICATION. Yeah, I'm so jealous, I wish a whole message boards worth of people were calling me a talentless munter.Wait a minute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Sandi take it from me that if I was a crab in that bucket i'd be pushing you up and over the rim. FNARR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 The irony is killing me - somone on an internet message board is slagging off someone else on an internet message board slagging off someone else's internet blog. My head is exploding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 I'm confused.....has Sandi got crabs??? She shouldn't have made that US video. Mind you...she could start a crabcore band now I once got a dose of buckies from an ex g/f......she should've told me she was infested. It was very shellfish of her. I sarcastically thanked her for it when we met years later...all she said was "You're whelkome". She once was my friend...now she's anenome.etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 (Done in cramps fashion)Sandi's got crabsSandi's got crabs,ooooooooh oooooooohSandi's got crabs....Hey wait a minute....Sandi's got crabsSandi's got crabs,ooooooooh yeeeeeaaaahhhhhSandi's got crabs....The End.(I just want to state I never listened to Sandi Thom only that song from the radio - that just popped into my head lol friday feeling n all) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Friday, June 26, 2009 R.I.P Micheal JacksonWow. What can i say?The greatest pop icon of all time has died. Its unbelievable.I turned on the news lastnight and was so shocked, at first they were saying that he was in a coma and eventually it unfolded that he had in fact passed away.All I can say is that if there was anyone in this world that was an inspiration to every musician on the planet it was Micheal Jackson.He was the greatest star of our times and his music will last forever. His musical legacy will live on forevermore. Let's never forget, despite all the controversy, he wrote the most incredible songs and was the most amazing performer ever and that's how we should all remember him.I just can't believe that he's dead.The world of music has lost an absolute legend.Big loveSandi xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Wonky spellingHe he he, I like the way she canna even spell his name richt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 (Done in cramps fashion)Sandi's got crabsSandi's got crabs,ooooooooh oooooooohSandi's got crabs....Hey wait a minute....Sandi's got crabsSandi's got crabs,ooooooooh yeeeeeaaaahhhhhSandi's got crabs....The End.(I just want to state I never listened to Sandi Thom only that song from the radio - that just popped into my head lol friday feeling n all)I like that! However I would welcome the addition of some swearing, to make it more Sandi-esque.."But all her pubic liceare very fucking nice"which gives it some positivity. As a DJ maybe you could do some 'scratching' of the crabsong????Or we could add a .bit about Michael Jackson...."Those crabs all came from Michael JacksonOnce they sang and danced his knacks on"Sorry if I'm nit-picking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Thom, Thom Tit.....I couldn't give a shit !Stop mentioning her now....Pleeeeaasse !I'm fucking sick to death of hearing about her....who actually gives a shit anyway ???(well slap my face with a salmon, maybe I should just stop reading the posts.... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 In April, a sold out performance took place at the 200 capacity Crown Hotel Ballroom as part of the Nantwich Jazz Festival.career going well then sandi, oh didnt glastonbury call this year?the second album was a disastrous flop but sandi blames everyone apart from herself (e.g. the inability to actually write some good songs) hell even radio 2 plugged it to death and still no-one bought it...sandi's excuses for its poor sales???"I feel like my second album was too rushed. I felt under quite a lot of pressure when I was making it. I was out on the road and my label was really hassling me to get it finished. "I admit I was disappointed with it and now, when I look back, it was released too soon. "There were some things that were overlooked. It wasn't thought out properly. So, with my next album, I'm going to put my foot down and spend as long as it takes to make it."she should accept the fact she will only ever be remembered for that terrible song about wishing she was a punk rocker and thus will only been seen on channel 4 list programmes presented by jimmy carr. next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 The hate felt towards this woman is incredible. Did anyone know her personally in her pleb days? My girlfriend went to school with her and says she was a "nippy cow". I'm not even allowed to mention her name in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 she should accept the fact she will only ever be remembered for that terrible song about wishing she was a punk rocker and thus will only been seen on channel 4 list programmes presented by jimmy carr. next!I don't think she'l even make it onto one of these god awful programmes. That JCB song probably beats her in the notable one hit wonder/novelty folk record of the mid 2000s stakes .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 you know i hadnt thought about sandi thom in a long long time (as i was a radio DJ at the height of her fame, i disliked her by default because of that record and every bastard caller wanting me to play it), im pleased to say i despise her even more now.she has just got to accept she is a one hit wonder and even the god awful tractor song is better than i wish i was a punk rocker, thats her only achievement of any note! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 you know i hadnt thought about sandi thom in a long long time (as i was a radio DJ at the height of her fame, i disliked her by default because of that record and every bastard caller wanting me to play it), im pleased to say i despise her even more now.she has just got to accept she is a one hit wonder and even the god awful tractor song is better than i wish i was a punk rocker, thats her only achievement of any note!I'm fairly certain there will be zero requests for that song now so you could probably safely go back to radio DJing and banish her from your thoughts forever. The people who bought and liked the record have moved on to whatever radio 1 is currently telling people to buy and her true fans can't call in a request because they exist only in her imagination and therefore cannot use a telephone.I am still subjected to her infuriating anachronistic couplet almost every day on my walk to work as the shopping centre next to my house seems to have not changed its 10 song playlist for a few years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 I like that! However I would welcome the addition of some swearing, to make it more Sandi-esque.."But all her pubic liceare very fucking nice"which gives it some positivity. As a DJ maybe you could do some 'scratching' of the crabsong????Or we could add a .bit about Michael Jackson...."Those crabs all came from Michael JacksonOnce they sang and danced his knacks on"Sorry if I'm nit-picking.OK something more like this...S-S-S-SA-SA--Sandi's got f-f-f-fucking crabsS-S-S-SA-SA--Sandi's got f-f-f-fucking crabsoooh fecking ooooooofS-S-S-SA-SA--Sandi's got f-f-f-fucking crabsBreak(in) down.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 That is EXACTLY what is needed!!I especially like the 'ooooh fecking ooooooof' line I can see this being recorded soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 I agree sounds much better now...Noice ! ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-IRL Posted June 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 ]I'm fairly certain there will be zero requests for that song now so you could probably safely go back to radio DJing and banish her from your thoughts forever. The people who bought and liked the record have moved on to whatever radio 1 is currently telling people to buy and her true fans can't call in a request because they exist only in her imagination and therefore cannot use a telephone.Alas, for every Sandi Thom song that vanishes from our radio playlists, there will always be another Pokerface/Hollaback Girl/Nonsensical Tart Rant waiting to blight our ears and squeeze the soul out of 'popular' music.Fuck me, even Blue are making a comeback! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Fuck me, even Blue are making a comeback! They are? DANCER! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Hollaback Girl is an ace song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Another delightful insight into the world of Sandi Thom.Sandi Thom column: Tragedy of war in Afghanistan - Evening Express Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Another delightful insight into the world of Sandi Thom.Sandi Thom column: Tragedy of war in Afghanistan - Evening ExpressI read that yesterday in the paper. This stood outCAN someone please tell me why we are fighting a war in Afghanistan?I honestly have no idea why we are there.Thats a fairly clear indication that something is rotten, isnt it? That I have to ask the question, why are we there? No that's not a clear indication at all. You're Sandi Thom. Not a fucking genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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