The Milner Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Nah he will just be crying out because he is used to you being there, or before that his mum would go looking for him, my cat used to hide under the sofa and meow constantly until you moved the sofa and picked her up, she got over it after a while. Get him a teddy bear and play fight with him with it, he will get attached to it when your not in the room, again my cat has a toy she had from when she was tiny, she walks around the flat with it her mouth sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 I fucking love cats. Mine has an elephant teddy about twice it's size and walks around the house trying to carry it. Endless fun.But yeah, I dunno how true the tv/radio thing is, make sure there's plenty toys for him/her and somewhere warm for him to curl up and sleep and all'll be swell.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Tell the little shite to man up. Give it a daily punch in the mouth so it will become accustomed to what to expect from life. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 If this turns into a thread about cats I'm deleting my account in protest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Dibs on Lucky's Staff position.xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 I may be mistaken, but I was led to believe this is a misconception - that in reality urine is sterile until it reaches your pisshole, at which point it becomes immediately contaminated...? I could be wrong though, it's happened once before!xxYour piss pipe may contain bacteria. The first urine that passes through it kills the bacteria. The middle part of the piss is therefore completely sterile. The last part might contain gunk from the bottom of your bladder. Fresh piss remains sterile for 15 minutes. Roughly the time it takes to cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 It depends how it goes. Probably doesn't need a seperate thread all to itself unless you're planning to talk about the chemical make up of piss for another 4 pages?Do you have something better to read? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Ahhhh so that'll be why when giving a piss test doctors ask you to try to catch the middle of the stream, rather than the start of the flow!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Once when I had a pee infection the first few seconds of my jet was cloudy and had little crystals in it. That was weird. The doctors thought it was chlyamidia. But it wasn't. IT WASN'T!Well at least I don't think it was. The antibiotics worked so I never did phone back for the test results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Once when I had a pee infection the first few seconds of my jet was cloudy and had little crystals in it. That was weird. The doctors thought it was chlyamidia. But it wasn't. IT WASN'T!Well at least I don't think it was. The antibiotics worked so I never did phone back for the test results.You need to have sex to catch chlamydia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 With that guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 I'm gunna chime in about cats.Our two "talk" to each other. When one is out of the room, they meow to each other - and I guess if they find something exciting, they change their pitch and the other comes running in to see what treats they have found.Also, the little shits were waking us up during the night clawing on our bedroom door and meowing. So we just close them in the bathroom at night, with litter and water. But its not that cruel, because when we first got them, the bathroom was their acclimatising room. And when they are scared they still hide behind the cistern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Nah he will just be crying out because he is used to you being there, or before that his mum would go looking for him, my cat used to hide under the sofa and meow constantly until you moved the sofa and picked her up, she got over it after a while. Get him a teddy bear and play fight with him with it, he will get attached to it when your not in the room, again my cat has a toy she had from when she was tiny, she walks around the flat with it her mouth sometimes.Aye, the missus gave up one of her smaller teddies for him. I'll play fight with it with him later on tonight then and get him used to it.In comparison, a flat to a cat is like a what to us? Because we tidied the kitchen yesterday and let him go in it and he had a little adventure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 My cat talks to me all the time, i can usually kinda figure out what she wants by her actions, if she howls at me and runs through to the kitchen she wants fed, if she kinda cries in a pathetic way she usually wants outside. She has her hiding place as well, underneath the clothes horse we have in the hallway, as soon as the buzzer goes she runs for there until she see's who is coming in. She is usually waiting by the window when im coming home as well. In the summer she is usually waiting out the front when i come home. Cats are ace, best animals ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Aye, the missus gave up one of her smaller teddies for him. I'll play fight with it with him later on tonight then and get him used to it.In comparison, a flat to a cat is like a what to us? Because we tidied the kitchen yesterday and let him go in it and he had a little adventure.Get Catnip and rub it all over the toy, you will never get it back!! My cat goes completely mental when she gets catnip its the most fun you can have with a cat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 My cat is mental enough as it is. Maybe when he's older he'll get the 'nip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Kittens don't get affected by catnip until they turn about 6 Months to a Year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Question - What is it in catnip that drives them crazy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Question - What is it in catnip that drives them crazy? To the cat thread with you!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Or quick questions.Lets make this step one of Cats taking over the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Just cos you like showing cats yer dong. Refer to your AV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 If you drink your cats piss after is has eaten catnip can you get high? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Why the fuck has every thread turned into a fucking discussion about cats??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Fuck you pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 Why the fuck has every thread turned into a fucking discussion about cats???Because jake got a cat, and cats are ace. Do you know i have a cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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