Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 "If you love Golden Wonder, clap your hands"Gets my vote.I like the ridiculous ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-IRL Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Wooooaaaahhhh-oh-oh Temuri Ketsbaia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted June 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 League Cup first round draw:Brechin City v ElginQueen's Park v Queen of the SouthInverness Caledonian Thistle v Annan AthleticStenhousemuir v St JohnstoneRoss County v MontroseEast Stirling v St MirrenPartick Thistle v Berwick RangersEast Fife v Raith RoversDundee v StranraerStirling Albion v Ayr UnitedAirdrie United v Alloa AthleticCowdenbeath v MortonPeterhead v ArbroathAlbion Rovers v LivingstonClyde v Forfar AthleticDumbarton v Dunfermline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 BBC Sport have published their funny chants and stadium announcements from the season past.BBC SPORT | Fun and Games | Chants of the seasonLove the Robbie Keane one. Looking forward to reading these later when I can get on it. I love football chants. Especially ones to that tune"He's fat. He's gay. He looks like Peter Kay. John O'Shea""He'll shoot. He'll score. He'll eat your labrador. Park Ji-Sung" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 "He's fat. He's gay. He looks like Peter Kay. John O'Shea"I am still laughing as I type....I quite liked "Wooooooooooaaaaaah, Temuri Ketsbaia!!"To the tune of Sex On Fire by Kings of Leon, sung by fans of Anorthasis Famagusta to their former manager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 He's big, he's red, his feet stick out the bed, he's Peter Crouch...(when he was at Liverpool, obviously) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 (To the tune of the Addams family, of course...)Your father is your brotherYour sister is your motherYou all shag one anotherThe Barnsley FamilyDa-Da-Da-Da. Clap Clap....Ah. Uneccesary South Yorkshire rivalry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Last season, Kirk Broadfoot taking a throw in."You don't know what you're doing, you don't know what you're doing"Or - directed at Darcheville"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy, fat Eddie Murphy"Aberdeen are quite shit at football, but the fans are top of the league for witty banter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Last season, Kirk Broadfoot taking a throw in."You don't know what you're doing, you don't know what you're doing"Or - directed at Darcheville"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy, fat Eddie Murphy"Aberdeen are quite shit at football, but the fans are top of the league for witty banter.Middlesborough fans were singing that at Jimmy Floyd Hasselbank many years ago.... that one's a rip off.My favourite chant of the 08/09 season, (I may have mentioned this in another thread), we were away at Dundee United and before the game at around 1pm there was like 300 Dons fans piled into a pub near Tannadice (the Centurion? or something like that). Everybody was in a sort of circle facing into the middle, and was singing and chanting and the old favourite "We fucking hate Dundee, we fucking hate Dundee!" was being yelled by pretty much the whole pub at the top of their lungs. Then this gorgeous blonde barmaid in a little black dress comes out from behind the bar and walks right into the middle of everybody and starts collecting glasses. The bar stops singing and looks a bit sheepish. Then a few glances around and right on cue, 300 people start singing "We fucking love Dundee, we fucking love Dundee". Classic football humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodThunder Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 My favourite chant of the 08/09 season, (I may have mentioned this in another thread), we were away at Dundee United and before the game at around 1pm there was like 300 Dons fans piled into a pub near Tannadice (the Centurion? or something like that). Everybody was in a sort of circle facing into the middle, and was singing and chanting and the old favourite "We fucking hate Dundee, we fucking hate Dundee!" was being yelled by pretty much the whole pub at the top of their lungs. Confusingly we sing that, where the "Dundee" we hate is Dundee FC rather than Dundee: City of Discovery, which I assume is what you mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Confusingly we sing that, where the "Dundee" we hate is Dundee FC rather than Dundee: City of Discovery, which I assume is what you mean.Yes, the city in general. It can often be followed with a rousing chorus of "Dundee is a shit hole". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Yes, the city in general. It can often be followed with a rousing chorus of "Dundee is a shit hole".the single most true chant in the world i think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I haven't spent much time in Dundee, but it seems alright from what I've seen of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodThunder Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I haven't spent much time in Dundee, but it seems alright from what I've seen of it.Aye, it is. Not perfect, but then again nor is anywhere that I've ever been..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I haven't spent much time in Dundee, but it seems alright from what I've seen of it.yeah dundee looks ace in two different situations, the first being if you are just driving through the second is when its in your rear view mirror getting smaller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Aye, it is. Not perfect, but then again nor is anywhere that I've ever been.....My only bad experience in Dundee was driving home from Glasgow one day, I stopped at a retail park (where Toys R Us is) where there was a chip van, manned by two of the biggest, fattest rough-looking bitches you've ever seen. Missing teeth, home-made tattoos, the works. I ordered chips and cheese and went back to my car to eat it, and when I opened it there was a massive curly black pube nestled right on top of the cheese. (I still ate them :O ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Aye, it is. Not perfect, but then again nor is anywhere that I've ever been.....why am i an arsehole for not liking Dundee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I quite like Dundee actually. Not the football clubs, but the city.A sentence I never ever thought my brain would conjure up, I must concede. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Lee Mair signs for St MirrenBBC SPORT | Football | My Club | S | St Mirren | Mair leaves Pittodrie for Buddies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Dundee is great. I really like it down here. Nicer city than Aberdeen asthetically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 St Midden? Fuck me, there's ambition.He was getting better nearer the end of the season too, and although I may be the only Dons fans who says this, I wouldn't have minded keeping him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 St Midden? Fuck me, there's ambition.He was getting better nearer the end of the season too, and although I may be the only Dons fans who says this, I wouldn't have minded keeping him.wouldn't have minded but not too fussed. Presumably the out of contract player don't need to deal with the Dons if they want to sign for another club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 wouldn't have minded but not too fussed. Presumably the out of contract player don't need to deal with the Dons if they want to sign for another club?Aye, but what I'm meaning is I think we should have looked to hold on to him before his contract expired rather than leaving him to go. I can't imagine St Midden can afford what we were paying him either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 St Midden? Fuck me, there's ambition.He was getting better nearer the end of the season too, and although I may be the only Dons fans who says this, I wouldn't have minded keeping him.i second that, i cant believe they have let him go, one of the best defenders at the club!! Far better than considine and seve is going to be off as well, next season is looking more and more grim as the days go by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Lee Mair would be quality if he had qualities. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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