ca_gere Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 I didn't know people could be 'sipping' champagne in newspapers, I thought 'quaffing' was the accepted verb.Cafe continental was absolute shit, no wonder it went under. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Robbie Keane's getting a bit of a harsh backlash for his debut. Does anyone ever have a top drawer debut when they've switched from one league to another? He hadn't even trained with the side, and was thrown straight in, not having any grasp of the way they play, or any SPL experience whatsoever.He still had a decent chance on goal, and it was unfortunate he missed. a fraction either side or above the keeper, and it would have been hailed as a legendary debut, and they'd have renamed the city of Glasgow to KEANO. No so bad for someone thrown straight in, and who hasn't played regular football for a good couple of months due to being behind Peter Crouch in the pecking order, for some bemusing, inexplicable reason.I like Keane. He seems like a good egg. He reminds me of Peter Beardsley from how he always seems to have a smile on his face when he plays. He'll definitely score goals, but he can't do it all on his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Does anyone ever have a top drawer debut when they've switched from one league to another? Leon Mike scored a belter on his debut for the Dons after signing from Man City, although to be fair he was nonplussed when Derek White explained the "ring-a-ring-a-rosies" corner routine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Robbie Keane's getting a bit of a harsh backlash for his debut. Does anyone ever have a top drawer debut when they've switched from one league to another? He hadn't even trained with the side, and was thrown straight in, not having any grasp of the way they play, or any SPL experience whatsoever.He still had a decent chance on goal, and it was unfortunate he missed. a fraction either side or above the keeper, and it would have been hailed as a legendary debut, and they'd have renamed the city of Glasgow to KEANO. No so bad for someone thrown straight in, and who hasn't played regular football for a good couple of months due to being behind Peter Crouch in the pecking order, for some bemusing, inexplicable reason.I like Keane. He seems like a good egg. He reminds me of Peter Beardsley from how he always seems to have a smile on his face when he plays. He'll definitely score goals, but he can't do it all on his own.I simply wouldn't have played him (from the start). He was unveiled at an 11pm press conference the night before. He should have been on the bench, and given 30 minutes or so at the end.I think he'll be a great signing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 I agree. He's rusty, and the deadline day fiasco would take it out of anyone. A bit of an appearance from 75 minutes onwards would have been enough to unveil him. I hope he does well though. He's clearly a class above every other striking option Celtic have, if not in the whole SPL.What's the deal with his wages though. Did they have to bend the budget a bit to give him his 60 grand a week? I can only guess that no other Celtic player earns that, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 I simply wouldn't have played him (from the start). He was unveiled at an 11pm press conference the night before. He should have been on the bench, and given 30 minutes or so at the end.I think he'll be a great signing.I don't think there's any doubt. He'll probably score 5 in one game soon just to highlight how much better he is than the SPL! I hope not but it's probable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 I don't think there's any doubt. He'll probably score 5 in one game soon just to highlight how much better he is than the SPL! I hope not but it's probable.Rasellick are up here on the 13th X-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 I agree. He's rusty, and the deadline day fiasco would take it out of anyone. A bit of an appearance from 75 minutes onwards would have been enough to unveil him. I hope he does well though. He's clearly a class above every other striking option Celtic have, if not in the whole SPL.What's the deal with his wages though. Did they have to bend the budget a bit to give him his 60 grand a week? I can only guess that no other Celtic player earns that, surely?Nobody knows really - but I did hear that Spurs are paying half his wages. No other player at Celtic would even be on 30k I reckon. Maybe 20-25k at a push (though that's pure speculation on my part).They pushed the boat out for Roy Keane before, but again, nobody knows how much he was getting paid (by nobody, I mean the public). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Rasellick are up here on the 13th X-(Fozzie will hae Keano in his back pooch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Keane tilts me because he's always in the ref's face, claiming for imagined infringements.Twat.Good player though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Keane tilts me because he's always in the ref's face, claiming for imagined infringements.Twat.Good player though.He wouldn't have got off with that at Goals... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Nobody knows really - but I did hear that Spurs are paying half his wages. No other player at Celtic would even be on 30k I reckon. Maybe 20-25k at a push (though that's pure speculation on my part).They pushed the boat out for Roy Keane before, but again, nobody knows how much he was getting paid (by nobody, I mean the public).Not even Roy Keane knew. They just gave him a big jar of change, where it would be impossible the guess the amount.Weren't Celtic fans singing that "There's only one Keano" that night?Robbie must have been gutted, especially at his unveiling of all times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans are now urging JT to try it on with Emile Heskey's wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Hopefully he'll pork Ben Fosters missis too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 I just overheard a group of girls in the Hub talking about how Wayne Bridge is "soooo hotter than John Terry". It seems this scandal has brought football into the female domain. They know who Wayne Bridge is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK810i/R6BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)The more important question is should john terry be stripped of the dad of the year award that he won? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Sounds like she was trying to re-enact Debbie Does Dallas.Wayne Bridge’s ex Vanessa Perroncel scored with five Chelsea stars | The Sun |News Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Sounds like she was trying to re-enact Debbie Does Dallas.Wayne Bridge’s ex Vanessa Perroncel scored with five Chelsea stars | The Sun |NewsMax Clifford is her spokesman. He probably negotiated the affair with JT to inrease her profile (and consequently inflate Clifford's bank balance), the cunt that he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Chelsea, wherever you may be! Don't leave your wife with John Terry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 "Wronged wife Toni was showing the strain yesterday after jetting off to the Gulf with her two children and her mum Sue.Bikini-clad Toni looked gaunt and tense in the pool in Dubai."Really? What a loser, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 How many Rangers fans does it take to change a lightbulb at Ibrox?Three. One to change to change the bulb, one to dance around wearing the commemorative "We changed the lightbulb and Celtic didn't" t-shirt, and one to drive the other two back to Inverness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 How many Rangers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?Three. One to change to change the bulb, one to dance around wearing the commemorative "We changed the lightbulb and Celtic didn't" t-shirt, and one to drive the other two back to Inverness.Question on everyone's lips is "how did they afford a lightbulb?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Question on everyone's lips is "how did they afford a lightbulb?"I missed out the line "at Ibrox". Off to reword it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 I missed out the line "at Ibrox". Off to reword it.I'm amazed that they can afford to put in new bulbs at Ibrox though. Kris Boyd would surely have to sacrifice a pie or two to balance the books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 How many Rangers fans does it take to change a lightbulb at Ibrox?Three. One to change to change the bulb, one to dance around wearing the commemorative "We changed the lightbulb and Celtic didn't" t-shirt, and one to drive the other two back to Inverness.My current latest favourate joke of this style is:How many pitchfork writers does it take to change a lightbulb?3.2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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