waltz Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 pfft, summer. Y'all just wander into Stonehaven when it's sunny.Well, Stonehaven doesn't want that. It wants your commitment, it wants your joy and most of all, it wants your money.Invest in our various chippies! Get glared at by the friendly woman at the amusements! Swim in the outdoor pool, which is 50% salt and seagull shit! Park your caravan anywhere you like! Be attacked in one of our late-night ooh-I-wouldn't-really-go-there-unless-you-have-to areas!Bunch of part-timers. Stonehaven is for life, not just for momentary warmth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 pfft, summer. Y'all just wander into Stonehaven when it's sunny.It's funny...although you're mocking, this attitude does sort of exist in Stonehaven. When I was there on Sunday, the harbour area was naturally hoaching and I overheard one certain idiot outside the pub overlooking the harbour (I think it's called The Ship Inn, or something equally as shit) "Aye, neen o' these cunts are fae here - we're a' locals, like."Charming specimen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 It's funny...although you're mocking, this attitude does sort of exist in Stonehaven. When I was there on Sunday, the harbour area was naturally hoaching and I overheard one certain idiot outside the pub overlooking the harbour (I think it's called The Ship Inn, or something equally as shit) "Aye, neen o' these cunts are fae here - we're a' locals, like."Charming specimen.You Porty cunts should just learn to stick to your own turf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 It's funny...although you're mocking, this attitude does sort of exist in Stonehaven. When I was there on Sunday, the harbour area was naturally hoaching and I overheard one certain idiot outside the pub overlooking the harbour (I think it's called The Ship Inn, or something equally as shit) "Aye, neen o' these cunts are fae here - we're a' locals, like."The Ship or The Marine, both next to each other.To be fair that attitude exists all over Aberdeenshire. There's always a split amongst the incomers and the locals. Kind of stupid considering the lack of jobs and industry in the towns and villages these days, all they have is tourism and they're proximity to Aberdeen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 You Porty cunts should just learn to stick to your own turf That was going to be my reply, but I opted for serious discussion. Ah well.Fuck the toonsers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 You Porty cunts should just learn to stick to your own turf Hey, I have disassociated myself with Portlethen now. That place is fucking disgusting.Clearly, it was awesome when I lived there, though. 8-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Aye, there is a bit of the League Of Gentlemen mentality out in these parts!Shame, because there's few things better than a sunny evening on the harbour with a tin in hand...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Hey, I have disassociated myself with Portlethen now. That place is fucking disgusting.Clearly, it was awesome when I lived there, though. 8-)Nah nah, you carry that shit for life. Like herpes.Any time I've been round the harbour in Stonehaven lately there hasn't been many folk I know, but to be honest they probably are local, Stonehaven has just expanded so much in recent years that there is bound to be a huge number of unfamiliar faces. I wouldn't pay too much mind to the bottom feeders of the town, personal experience has shown that talk is about their limit a lot of the time.and to be fair the ned population of Aberdeen is no better, they are just spaced out more.I don't get all the talk about places to avoid in Stonehaven, there isn't one bar in the place that I avoid and I can't actually remember the last time I saw trouble anywhere, the Pub Watch thing helped that out a fair bit. Maybe I'm just too old for the troublesome element to be interested in. The back of the Star Inn has however become the new Mos Eisley since G's shut down, it's quite entertaining on a Friday and Saturday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Victory Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 My bet is on Olde English.EDIT: unless you meant the bottle G is drinking? I was looking at Steve's tinny!steves in olde english, G's is Tuborg and amy is strongbow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Victory Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Hey, I have disassociated myself with Portlethen now. That place is fucking disgusting.seconded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Hey, I have disassociated myself with Portlethen now. That place is fucking disgusting.Clearly, it was awesome when I lived there, though. 8-)you never told me you were from portlethen, this changes many things..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 you never told me you were from portlethen, this changes many things.....Ha, I think I did, dude.But on a semi-serious note - Portlethen has changed a lot in the past couple of years and it really is depressing to walk round the town now. I intend one small visit for nostalgic reasons but after that I don't plan to return for many many years. It's full of absolute cockwipes now*.* Obviously I can relate to that as I am an utter cockwipe myself, but when I lived there I was the only one. Now the place is louping with cockwipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Portlethen has changed a lot in the past couple of years and it really is depressing to walk round the town now.I think the main problem with Portlethen is there's absolutely nothing in it, just a shitload of houses and an Asda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I think the main problem with Portlethen is there's absolutely nothing in it, just a shitload of houses and an Asda.There's a Subway as well. You cockwipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I think the main problem with Portlethen is there's absolutely nothing in it, just a shitload of houses and an Asda.And a bunch of over-privileged, spoiled, pugnacious little shits.It's the recipe for disaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stichman Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 pugnacious This is probably my favourite word ever. Respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 This is probably my favourite word ever. Respect.It's a beauty.I also like the word "recipe". It looks good and sounds good. Doesn't mean anything particularly exciting, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I also like the word "recipe". It looks good and sounds good. Doesn't mean anything particularly exciting, however.I beg to differ...you get some pretty exciting fine as funk recipes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I had a fish supper in Portlethen the other night. The fish tasted like metal, and the chips tasted like old fish. Fuck Portlethen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 you never told me you were from portlethen, this changes many things.....At least he's not from Newtonhill. Back in 1989 when I was working on the trolley's in Asda Bridge of Dee, a guy came into the store wearing a t-shirt that read "I can't help it - I'm from Newtonhill". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 At least he's not from Newtonhill. Back in 1989 when I was working on the trolley's in Asda Bridge of Dee, a guy came into the store wearing a t-shirt that read "I can't help it - I'm from Newtonhill".ha ha saw a guy wearing a t-shirt in subway Inverurie yesterday that said "I came on Aileen" which I thought was quite amusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 ha ha saw a guy wearing a t-shirt in subway Inverurie yesterday that said "I came on Aileen" which I thought was quite amusingI saw a guy last night at football last night with that top on. I liked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Portlethen also has ........ some trees, an array of semi radioactive rocks or portlethen beach as some tubes refer to it as, we have the clochandichter which makes for a okayish read on the bog.Oh and we only have two highly overpriced "pubs". 3 pint of tennents .... get tae fuck !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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