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Whereas if you were in charge, every thread would be full of really unfunny pictures that no-one finds funny but you, and wanky hip-hop snobbery. You're so cool you only listen to artists that haven't been invented yet.

Bye then.

To be fair, at least 80% of the pictures in this thread are void of humour anyway, posted by THE Giles Walker or not.

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Not a picture, sorry. Thought it was hilarious but probably didn't warrant its own thread, so this thread seemed like a suitable home for it. Basically, this guy trolls cybersex chatrooms. My personal favourite (in spoilers in case some of you are real nits)

bloodninja: Wanna cyber?

Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?

bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?

Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.

bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:

bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.

(pause)

Katie_007: is that it?

bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.

bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?

Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?

(pause)

bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.

bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.

Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.

bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.

bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.

Katie_007: ...

bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.

Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.

bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.

Katie_007: whatever.

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Adventures in Cybersex

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