RossP Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 As a teacher, I appreciate this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I did however feel a little bit bad about laughing out loud to this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 I know this is an old one, but I still love it more than I will ever love any unplanned children/mistakes I may have in the future... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonz Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 I'm missing Abbath again Immortal KombatJabbath the HutCall of the WinterMOOOOOOOOOOOO-nNot funny, but beats Where's Wally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Abbath is amazing.RANDOM FACT: I was drinking with Stian AKA Iscariah the ex Immortal bassist / current-bassist of Necrophagia & Dead To This World in The Moorings on Monday. He works on the ships so comes into The Moorings whenever they're docked in Aberdeen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 This guy is a friend of the Uncalm myspace. Pretty sure he saw us at a all-dayer there. And the inane nature of his posts leave me not knowing whether to laugh, cry or punch myself in the face.Spolier for size but read them. They're great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 This guy is a friend of the Uncalm myspace. Pretty sure he saw us at a all-dayer there. And the inane nature of his posts leave me not knowing whether to laugh, cry or punch myself in the face.Spolier for size but read them. They're great.He has decided to live his life in exactly the opposite way to his near namesake Skagerty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 This guy is a friend of the Uncalm myspace. Pretty sure he saw us at a all-dayer there. And the inane nature of his posts leave me not knowing whether to laugh, cry or punch myself in the face.Spolier for size but read them. They're great."Going to have sex with my girlfriend Colette at 10:15 pm.""Finished having sex with my girlfriend Colette at 10:16 pm then went to sleep" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 "Going To Have Sex With My Girlfriend Colette At 10:15 pm In My Nana And Papas House In Glenrothes.""Finished Having Sex With My Girlfriend Colette At 10:16 PM. Now Going To Sleep. Night Folks."Fixed. Good one though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 I don't get the capital letters thing. There was a guy doing it on this site not long ago. Surely Typing Like This Can Be Nothing But A Hassle. Christ, that last sentence took me ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Don't know about on myspace, but on here if your entire post is in caps, then it makes all the words small-case except the start.THIS ONE JUST INPeter Docherty Back Home Watching The Rest Of WWE RAW. Happier Now That I Seen My Girlfriend Colette. Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 This guy is a friend of the Uncalm myspace. Pretty sure he saw us at a all-dayer there. And the inane nature of his posts leave me not knowing whether to laugh, cry or punch myself in the face.Spolier for size but read them. They're great.I suspect it's all part of an intricate plot to provide alibis for some heinous crimes he is committing during these times. - Where exactly were you at around 3.40pm on the fifth?- I Was Listening To Fightstar On The Way From College To the Bus Stop, Miles From Where The Cat Was Skinned. See, It's All Written Down LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 I'm pretty sure Peter Docherty is unhinged.Look out for his name in the news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Don't know about on myspace, but on here if your entire post is in caps, then it makes all the words small-case except the start.THIS ONE JUST INPeter Docherty Back Home Watching The Rest Of WWE RAW. Happier Now That I Seen My Girlfriend Colette. Fucking hell.Definitely a dead body hidden in a park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky_peanut Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 This made me chortle quite a bit and brought back fond memories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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daemonia Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 That one has already been posted some time ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Time wasted looking at a reposted picture < time wasted complaining about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Peter Docherty Going To Bed Now Because I'm Really Tired. Thank God It's My Day Off College Tomorrow, It Means I Can Sleep Till 8:30am Then Get Up. Goodnight Everyone. Holy fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Holy fucking shit.My sentiments exactly! I might add this guy to keep up to date with his enthralling lifestyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 You don't need to, just click the link: MySpaceCan view it when not signed in. His photo captions are fucking priceless as well. I've never once seen him say " My Girlfriend" without following it with her name.EDIT: balls, can't see his photos unless you're his mate. Still, the status updates will keep you enthralled.EDIT 2: AHAHAHAHAHA, someone commented on one saying "naebody cares".OF COURSE I CARE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemonia Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Do you think he could survive without his mobile? I bet he would die within a few days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 I just read it from the bottom up.He does about 7 things in his life.1. He goes to Adam Smith College, Stenton Campus, Glenrothes.2. He goes to the Kirkcaldy YMCA.3. He watches TV. Usually WWE RAW.4. He goes to his Nana And Papa's Flat At Binney Wells In Kirkcaldy.5. He goes to his Girlfriend Colette's House In Kinghorn.6. He waits for the The K1, K5 or 34 Bus to go home, or the 37 Bus To College, from various different bus stops.7. He goes to bed and wakes up at either 5.30am or 8.30am, depending on whether or not he has college.And he tells everyone about each and every single bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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