Jaaakkkeee Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 You hooked him up with a prostitute, didn't you?It's funny just how close you are to the truth.And John, in all honesty, it was the noises the bloke in Union Square toilets was making that has been my highlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 It's funny just how close you are to the truth.you what?going to need more info on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 We strolled past the harbour, thinking about going to moorings and John disappeared for 10 minutes. He came back with a look of shame and about £30 worse off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Propah lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 With propah gravy. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 I don't know for sure, but I'm guessing you'd at least get a cheeky hj from a lady of the night. I'll find out and report back though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Is this a different John you're talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Nope. The safety man himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Hand shandy from a prostitute. Superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 I feel bad. That's a meme he could be doing without.No one went to the prostitutes. I was too drunk to even think about sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 John was simply checking that the prostitutes were safe for the LADZ of Aberdeen. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 Just got a message from Orange saying they're refunding almost a hundred quid in data charges I'd contested. Victory! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 The vinegar strokes are ace-ic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 Receiving a delivery at work this morning - A ping pong table and an xbox for the office! Nice surprise from the bosses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 The vinegar strokes are ace-ic."Rumour has it that if you look into a man's eyes during his vinegar strokes, you can peer into his soul" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 Being Friday today is ace-ic. The first week back at work after the holidays has been tough. But despite a chronic lack of enthusiasm I've got through it. Once class to do today but that's easy. Should be a good weekend too. Going Think I'm going to a club tomorrow which is in a cave in the mountains which used to be used to store weapons during the war. So even if it's shit it'll be something different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 My weekend should be pretty ace as well. I'm seeing my girlfriend for the first time in more than a month tomorrow morning when her flight gets into Glasgow. We're meeting friends of ours in the evening at Stereo for a post-holidays catch-up. Sunday should just be a long-lie followed by a mooch around the West End. Then I'm back down on Thursday to go see M83 with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 My weekend's set to be ace-ic too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 Did anyone just see that 3 minute long, UK-wide rap about Storybook glen broadcast on BBC1?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 Did anyone just see Nefarious C's Facebook status saying the exact same?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 Did anyone just see that 3 minute long, UK-wide rap about Storybook glen broadcast on BBC1?!No but if you hum it, i'll try to join in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 Did anyone just see Nefarious C's Facebook status saying the exact same?!And still, nobody seems to have seen it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 getting Coachella tickets is pretty fuckin ace-ic! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted January 15, 2012 Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 getting Coachella tickets is pretty fuckin ace-ic!I am so envious. I'd do terrible, terrible things for Coachella tickets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 15, 2012 Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 The line up just gets better and better every time I look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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