Jaaakkkeee Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 It never started in January, did it?It's nae my fault my folks love me more than your folks all love you. Face it, they hate you. And given the chance, they'd love me as much as my parents love me. xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 True love - $300 in a card once a year. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 For my 21st I got a meal and cheaper car insurance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 £20 in a card. That's how it works in my family.I got told that's how it'll work from now on, which I'm perfectly happy with. Like I said, I was expecting maybe like, £100 or so since i was getting a meal. It was a wonderful surprise to get £300. I was properly taken aback. And to get £100 from a grandparent was totally unexpected too. i was just aboot greetin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 True love - $300 in a card once a year.and a meal. and xmas presents. and easter eggs. and loads of lifts. and subs when i'm skint. and a cheeky tug when i'm lonely xxxxxxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 "Getting a meal" - I don't understand. Getting a meal for your birthday? Do you mean your parents took you out for a meal to celebrate your birthday? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 "Getting a meal" - I don't understand. Getting a meal for your birthday? Do you mean your parents took you out for a meal to celebrate your birthday?Yes indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 This is just the iceberg.WHY HAS NOBODY COMMENTED ON HOW FUCKING STUPID A STATEMENT THIS IS?!xx 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 WHY HAS NOBODY COMMENTED ON HOW FUCKING STUPID A STATEMENT THIS IS?!xxHahaha.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 I meant the tip. Obviously my dad spunked on me when i was in the womb so I avoided writing tip in case it brought back bad memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 WHY HAS NOBODY COMMENTED ON HOW FUCKING STUPID A STATEMENT THIS IS?!xxWood for the trees. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Getting one for xmas. keep up.This is just the iceberg. I've still to get rest of my presents off my girlfriend, a card from my uncle and a present from the mother in law.Oh, also, apart from my parents' gift to me, I got another £200 in money from relatives at the dinner last night. Oh, and a free 3 course meal.MAIN.http://www.thomann.de/gb/fender_modern_player_tele_plus_mn_ch.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 It's my 33rd birthday in January. What should I ask my parents and girlfriend for for my main presents? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jaaakkkeee Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 MY WORK BOUGHT ME A HUGO BOSS WATCH.This is just fucking ace-ic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 What birthday was this, Jake? 16? 18? 21? 30? 40? 50? 60? All other birthdays are a non-event and should be celebrated by being sick on yourself after drinking your body weight in Tennents. You'd know that if you were cool. And if you were manly enough to drink Tennents. Drinking your own body weight in fizzy pop and being sick because you ate too many smarties at the birthday party your mum, granny and auntie surprised you with does not constitute cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Man I got so wasted on my 21st. Was dressed as a wrestler which made things even cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Man I got so wasted on my 21st. Was dressed as a wrestler which made things even cooler.I was in a bar in Playa De Las Americas in Tenerife. There was only one toilet for the whole bar, which had one cubicle and one urinal, and you had to go outside and round the back of the pub to get in to it. I drank way too much, sprinted towards the toilets to chunder, burst into the cubicle, went head first towards the bowl then realised there was a girl sitting on the toilet having a piss (or shit, I'm not sure which). I couldn't stop in time and my face landed on her lap. Thankfully I managed to hold it in long enough to get up and puke in the sink. She wasn't pleased. There was some screaming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 My 21st started off well, in the bassment having some drinks, then they convinced the bar guys, probably AJ or Jimmy B, to make me a dirty pint, was game over from that point. Spewed all over my suit and if i remember right i was asked to leave Moshulu. Shit hot mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 I was in a bar in Playa De Las Americas in Tenerife. There was only one toilet for the whole bar, which had one cubicle and one urinal, and you had to go outside and round the back of the pub to get in to it. I drank way too much, sprinted towards the toilets to chunder, burst into the cubicle, went head first towards the bowl then realised there was a girl sitting on the toilet having a piss (or shit, I'm not sure which). I couldn't stop in time and my face landed on her lap. Thankfully I managed to hold it in long enough to get up and puke in the sink. She wasn't pleased. There was some screaming.What was the name of this bar? I was there a few months ago and the single shared toilet rings a bell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 My 21st started off well, in the bassment having some drinks, then they convinced the bar guys, probably AJ or Jimmy B, to make me a dirty pint, was game over from that point. Spewed all over my suit and if i remember right i was asked to leave Moshulu. Shit hot mates.I downed my dirty pint with pride. It was in the East Neuk as it was the closest pub to my flat at the time. Pernod over powers everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 What was the name of this bar? I was there a few months ago and the single shared toilet rings a bell.It was on Veronica's Strip. I want to say Linekers but it may not have been, that's just the only name I can remember! They made me down a dirty pint in 10 seconds. When I didn't manage it, they made me another one... then whipped out the champagne. I maintain it was the bubbles that made me vom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 I got through the pint okish, didnt down it but i got there, the problem was about half an hour later when it all hit. God that was a hangover to be proud of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 I was given a dirty pint in Revolution for my 21st. It cost my pals £80 and gave me alcohol poisoning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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