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It doesn't pick up until the start of July. Unless someone writes something which sets us all up in flames which normally involves a musical equiplent being sold for less than the owner first paid.

Pet hate: No girls left on tinder, just the freaky ones.

 

I can't help but imagine the "non-freaky" girls on Tinder probably bailed because it's over-run with dickholes... Just a thought.

 

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People who use puns to insult things, very frequently done by football fans. Some common examples which all need to stop, manure, chelski, uefelona.

It's not smart, it's not clever and it was old way before you used it.

Of course the adding of lol into Liverpool is always acceptable.

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Back in around 2002, local bands around my way used to get involved in forum flame-wars, which included great puns implying that their band was shit.

 

There was a local band called Sunfactor, who were a bunch of gobshites. So everyone called them Bumfactor. Another band called Artizan were known as Fartizan. All hilarious. My first band, Bike Ride Radio, earned the pun Shite Ride Radio. It quickly escalated to Shite Shite Radio. Genius, really.

 

There's not enough of that in local scenes anymore. Everybody is friends with everybody else, helping each other out, lending amps and drums or some shit. Not enough anonymous vitriolic messages left on band guestbooks on their Geocities hosted websites.

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2002 you say?

Deadloss Pooperstar

Liber-Gayt

Alyssa's Pish

Black Twatom

Radio Poocifer

Gayover

Dos Gaydos

Shiteco a Go Go

Shit Mangu

7 Stoned Bumders

Broken Sunshite

The Real Cocks

Subshitstence

The Cocketeers

How many of these do you want? Because that's how many I have.

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All those quick singles casually dating apps are crawling with the runt of the litter. I think I'm starting to see a pattern with it. Where are the 'non freaky' girls? Still find them on nights out? I thought that was an old mans game in this technical day and age!

The hunt still continues!

You sound like a cunt.
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2002 you say?

Deadloss Pooperstar

Liber-Gayt

Alyssa's Pish

Black Twatom

Radio Poocifer

Gayover

Dos Gaydos

Shiteco a Go Go

Shit Mangu

7 Stoned Bumders

Broken Sunshite

The Real Cocks

Subshitstence

The Cocketeers

How many of these do you want? Because that's how many I have.

 

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It's like a Formula 1 car or the kind of cars your see in Coin Macrae 2.0 for the Playstation.

 

What it's NOT is a regular car like a Nissan Micra or a Skoda Octavia.

 

Hopefully that helps, mate.

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Posts randomly disappearing just when someone has evidently stuffed their foot in their mouth only to post an apology that then also mysteriously disappears... spoopy!

 

Thank the lord that we have other people quoting said knobber to at least leave a hint of what's been said.

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The woman in the deli place I went to at lunchtime. I saw her use a knife to cut open a baguette, slice up a hot breaded chicken fillet (it's a Polish thing), cut up the sandwich, then use the same knife to make my cheese sandwich. Er, fuck off you, use a clean knife please, not one that's covered in chicken grease. I've had lunch there every day this week and wasn't paying much attention, maybe I won't any more.

 

I'm not being crazy right, that's not right?

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The woman in the deli place I went to at lunchtime. I saw her use a knife to cut open a baguette, slice up a hot breaded chicken fillet (it's a Polish thing), cut up the sandwich, then use the same knife to make my cheese sandwich. Er, fuck off you, use a clean knife please, not one that's covered in chicken grease. I've had lunch there every day this week and wasn't paying much attention, maybe I won't any more.

 

I'm not being crazy right, that's not right?

 

depends how much of a fanny you are.

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The woman in the deli place I went to at lunchtime. I saw her use a knife to cut open a baguette, slice up a hot breaded chicken fillet (it's a Polish thing), cut up the sandwich, then use the same knife to make my cheese sandwich. Er, fuck off you, use a clean knife please, not one that's covered in chicken grease. I've had lunch there every day this week and wasn't paying much attention, maybe I won't any more.

I'm not being crazy right, that's not right?

Are you a vegetarian? If yeah, then it's not crazy.

When I specifically ask for no bacon, even the waiter looks at me like 'what's wrong with you!?', and thinks 'No, this cheese burger is not complete with the minging taste of swine with his beef' and insists on leaving it on.

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Are you a vegetarian? If yeah, then it's not crazy.

When I specifically ask for no bacon, even the waiter looks at me like 'what's wrong with you!?', and thinks 'No, this cheese burger is not complete with the minging taste of swine with his beef' and insists on leaving it on.

 

Oh, yeah I am a vegetarian. I should have probably mentioned that. Obviously you don't follow me on twitter, I tweet about it a lot :laughing:

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