James Broonbreed Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Better than that Corden cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Jason Manford isn't that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Better than that Corden cunt.Still better than this guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 True dat, bruv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 There is a lot to be said for taking 99% of mainstream comedians, throwing them into a 8 foot deep pit, dousing them in petrol and setting fire to them. It could serve as a warning to aspiring comics, especially the kind that would like a sitcom which could be shown on ITV. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 There is a lot to be said for taking 99% of mainstream comedians, throwing them into a 8 foot deep pit, dousing them in petrol and setting fire to them. It could serve as a warning to aspiring comics, especially the kind that would like a sitcom which could be shown on ITV.I like living in a world where Michael McIntyre/Jason Manford/John Bishop are seen as funny by the majority of people around me. Makes being cool so much easier... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 (edited) Edited June 24, 2015 by Lemonade Sparkle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Pretty much all comedians are complete fucking wank. It takes a special kind of comic to tickle me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Pretty much all comedians are complete fucking wank. It takes a special kind of comic to tickle me. I did read recently that Rolf Harris started his peado career in Fraserburgh so you never know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 (edited) Aye, I sat on his knee in John Trail's. I still have a signed book of his. Signed with his spooge. Edited June 24, 2015 by James Broonbreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Aye, I sat on his knee in John Trail's. I still have a signed book of his. Signed with his spooge. Classic diddler move is to sign it with the bleedy, spunky tip of his boab after splitting you open like a pea-pod. xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Classic diddler move is to sign it with the bleedy, spunky tip of his boab after splitting you open like a pea-pod. xx I couldn't decide for a while if this deserved positive rep or negative but I decided on positive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 John Bishop is fucking wank as well. He used to be funny but now.... I can't even describe how fucking shit he is. So family friendly and fucking safe. Dumbed himself down enough to get a hosting gig at the BBC, he'll squeeze in a few Saturday tea-time shows then sit back and count his money. IIRC the Beeb had to rewrite/soften their comedy commisioning guidelines after the 'Sachsgate' nonsense: every original comedy idea they've produced since then has been utter pish, epidemic of the safety first culture on TV just now. Boo-urns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 I couldn't decide for a while if this deserved positive rep or negative but I decided on positive. Those are my favourite kinds of posts! xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 this cunt and his smug eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Little known fact, but he has OCD. Has OCD. Has OCD. Has OCD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 The cunt in my office who conducts all her outgoing calls on fucking speakerphone. Our office is tiny and all day we have to listen to that fucking racket. The fucking dial tone, then the fucking touchtone noises, and the ringing on the other end, then some cunt answers it and she has to fucking bellow so they can hear her, and repeat herself. Just pick the fucking phone up, put the fucking ear bit next to your ear, the mouth bit next to your fucking mouth and fucking talk in to that, talk in to the fucking phone and put it next your fucking face, for fucks sake, you inconsiderate fucking fuckspark. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 The cunt in my office who conducts all her outgoing calls on fucking speakerphone. Our office is tiny and all day we have to listen to that fucking racket. The fucking dial tone, then the fucking touchtone noises, and the ringing on the other end, then some cunt answers it and she has to fucking bellow so they can hear her, and repeat herself. Just pick the fucking phone up, put the fucking ear bit next to your ear, the mouth bit next to your fucking mouth and fucking talk in to that, talk in to the fucking phone and put it next your fucking face, for fucks sake, you inconsiderate fucking fuckspark. Unacceptable. Does she answer the phone with speakerphone as well? Might be time to arrange a sweary prank call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 "Hi Miss Cunt, this is doctor sparkles... your vag swab results are in... you're riddled" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Unfortunately she does pick up the phone for incoming calls, which is a pity because that sounds funny. Although Doctor Sparkles sounds like a My Little Pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Send round a passive-aggressive email to: 'ALL OFFICE STAFF'. Is that not what usually happens when one person is annoyed with one thing they want to tackle indirectly? i.e. that cunt that leaves teabags in the sink ("it has quickly become a health and safety issue...") 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Who the fuck does DIY at 7 am on a Sunday morning? Some prick who lives across the road from me, that's who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Must be mates with the prick upstairs from me that likes to hoover at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 (edited) I hoovered at 11pm quite recently. Fuck the police. Edited July 6, 2015 by Soda van Jerk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 If you're still in the same flat, then that's acceptable IMO because you're ground floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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