Jaaakkkeee Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 On 1/1/2017 at 0:58 PM, James Broonbreed said: I know it's new years day and all that, but fucking "cosplay". "Cosplay" can fuck right off. wrong and wrong. all you need is to do a google image search and you will find the error of your ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 boobs. I'm talking about boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 On 1/5/2017 at 11:43 AM, Jaaakkkeee said: boobs. I'm talking about boobs. Just search for boobs, rather than cosplay dickhead boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 5 hours ago, James Broonbreed said: Just search for boobs, rather than cosplay dickhead boobs. But now that Lara Croft isn't hypersexualised with pointy pyramid polygon boobs I need something to fill that space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 Folk with "slopey shoulders" - the ones who try worm out of dealing with difficult situations or like to pass jobs onto others. Nope, I'll bat it right back at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 People who say sloppy shoulders instead of slopey shoulders. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Literally never heard anyone say sloppy shouldered. You'd have to be some sort of special kind of idiot to think it was that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Sloppy shoulders sounds like a bukkake complaint. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 I've never heard the phrase slopey shoulders, nor sloppy shoulders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 On 1/12/2017 at 10:38 PM, ca_gere said: I've never heard the phrase slopey shoulders, nor sloppy shoulders Means they're talking about you, not to you. You must have slopey and/or sloppy shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 On 1/12/2017 at 7:46 PM, Alkaline said: Literally never heard anyone say sloppy shouldered. You'd have to be some sort of special kind of idiot to think it was that. Plenty of sloppy soldered idiots offshore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 I know this is often ranted about, but the fact that some people think that if a Facebook status is long, contains figures and fits in with their racist worldview then it must be the truth. Someone I know posted: STATE PENSION - keep this going please Read and pass on: Dear Prime Minister I wish to ask you a Question:- "Is This True?" I refer to the Pension Reality Check. Are you aware of the following ? The British Government provides the following financial assistance:- BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER (bearing in mind they worked hard and paid their Income Tax and National Insurance contributions to the British Government all their working life) Weekly allowance: £106.00 IMMIGRANTS/REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN (No Income Tax and National Insurance contribution whatsoever) Weekly allowance: £250.00 BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER Weekly Spouse Allowance: £25.00 ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS/REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN Weekly Spouse Allowance: £225.00 BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER Additional Weekly Hardship Allowance: £0.00 ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS/REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN Additional Weekly Hardship Allowance: £100.00 A British old age pensioner is no less hard up than an illegal immigrant/refugee yet receives nothing BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER TOTAL YEARLY BENEFIT: £6,000 ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS/REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN TOTAL YEARLY BENEFIT: £29,900 Please read all and then forward to all your contacts so that we can lobby for a decent state pension. After all, the average pensioner has paid taxes and contributed to the growth of this country for the last 40 to 60 years. Sad isn't it? Surely it's about time we put our own people first. Please have the guts to forward this. or copy an paste I JUST DID! Ughhhh 'please have the guts to forward this'. ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS AND ASYLUM SEEKERS AREN'T THE SAME THING! An 'illegal immigrant' isn't going to try and get benefits when they know they're in the country illegally and will be found out if they do. It took me longer to think of a polite, short way to tell them it was bullshit than the one minute it took to find a government PDF disputing the claim. No wonder people voted Brexit and Trump got elected. Stop pretending to give a shit about old people, poverty and the benefits system just to mask your racist. The same goes for sexual assault. Why do these people not give a shit about the victims until someone with a different skin colour is accused. Just be consistent, you pricks, you have never and will never have the moral high ground. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 You know what I hate even more that people who talk to you when you have headphones in? People who come up and talk to you when you're reading a book. If I'm reading I'm doing something I enjoy, and if you come over and talk to me or want to sit with me (I'm talking pretty specifically about the canteen at my work tbh) then frankly you're interrupting me and that's rude. And the most annoying question ever, "what are you reading?". It doesn't matter what I'm reading, what's important is that i am reading, so go away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Nothing worse than you've reading something great and get on a bus for a 45 min commute ready to tear into it and someone you know sits next to you and starts to strike up a conversation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 On 1/19/2017 at 10:14 AM, kirsten said: I know this is often ranted about, but the fact that some people think that if a Facebook status is long, contains figures and fits in with their racist worldview then it must be the truth. Someone I know posted: STATE PENSION - keep this going please Read and pass on: Dear Prime Minister I wish to ask you a Question:- "Is This True?" I refer to the Pension Reality Check. Are you aware of the following ? The British Government provides the following financial assistance:- BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER (bearing in mind they worked hard and paid their Income Tax and National Insurance contributions to the British Government all their working life) Weekly allowance: £106.00 IMMIGRANTS/REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN (No Income Tax and National Insurance contribution whatsoever) Weekly allowance: £250.00 BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER Weekly Spouse Allowance: £25.00 ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS/REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN Weekly Spouse Allowance: £225.00 BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER Additional Weekly Hardship Allowance: £0.00 ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS/REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN Additional Weekly Hardship Allowance: £100.00 A British old age pensioner is no less hard up than an illegal immigrant/refugee yet receives nothing BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER TOTAL YEARLY BENEFIT: £6,000 ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS/REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN TOTAL YEARLY BENEFIT: £29,900 Please read all and then forward to all your contacts so that we can lobby for a decent state pension. After all, the average pensioner has paid taxes and contributed to the growth of this country for the last 40 to 60 years. Sad isn't it? Surely it's about time we put our own people first. Please have the guts to forward this. or copy an paste I JUST DID! Ughhhh 'please have the guts to forward this'. ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS AND ASYLUM SEEKERS AREN'T THE SAME THING! An 'illegal immigrant' isn't going to try and get benefits when they know they're in the country illegally and will be found out if they do. It took me longer to think of a polite, short way to tell them it was bullshit than the one minute it took to find a government PDF disputing the claim. No wonder people voted Brexit and Trump got elected. Stop pretending to give a shit about old people, poverty and the benefits system just to mask your racist. The same goes for sexual assault. Why do these people not give a shit about the victims until someone with a different skin colour is accused. Just be consistent, you pricks, you have never and will never have the moral high ground. Chill out snowflake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Lemonade said: You know what I hate even more that people who talk to you when you have headphones in? People who come up and talk to you when you're reading a book. If I'm reading I'm doing something I enjoy, and if you come over and talk to me or want to sit with me (I'm talking pretty specifically about the canteen at my work tbh) then frankly you're interrupting me and that's rude. And the most annoying question ever, "what are you reading?". It doesn't matter what I'm reading, what's important is that i am reading, so go away. This happened to me the other day. Boiled my piss. Around my office there are limited outdoor spaces to have a wee sit, eat your lunch and read. It's weirdly warm just now so i went down to this spot the other day. 10 minutes into my blissful isolation up comes 3 of my workies. I say hello and get back to my book. They sit down right next to me - either side of me - and start talking over my head. As if we were all now having lunch together. I continued to try and read for a few minutes but couldn't concentrate so said i was heading back to the office. Now i'm the grumpy one who didn't want to have lunch with everyone. /CSB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Spoonie said: Nothing worse than you've reading something great and get on a bus for a 45 min commute ready to tear into it and someone you know sits next to you and starts to strike up a conversation My lunch break is the only time of the day where I really get a chance to sit down and read so I cherish it. It's one of my favourite times of the day. I have my favourite reading spot in the canteen (on the sofas in the loungey bit, maybe my favourite reading place of anywhere actually, it's so comfortable) and most people know to leave me alone but every now and again some dullard will decide to sit down next to me for a chat and ruin it. Today was particularly galling as the entire canteen was empty, there were hunners of places to sit. Edited January 20, 2017 by Lemonade 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 2 hours ago, ca_gere said: Chill out snowflake! This is offensive. My family was killed by a snowflake. Delete your account. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 unnecessarily bad personal hygiene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 19 hours ago, James Broonbreed said: unnecessarily bad personal hygiene. Thought we were pals? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 Dickhead neighbours with their ridiculously loud music. I don't think I've ever lived somewhere where I didn't share a wall or ceiling with a bastard who blasts loud music at all hours. I moved away from a city and into the west country suburbs. I thought I was done with this shit? People who like their music at anti-social volumes always listen to really awful shite too. Without exception. You never have a rowdy neighbour who blasts The Melvins at 1am. And I'm not even living next door to youths or students. This guy must be in his 50s, but he just bloody loves shitty dance music. Sat on the sofa, I can feel it vibrating through my feet. I've knocked on his door a couple of times. He says he'll turn it down, but there is no noticeable difference when I come back in. Now he doesn't answer the door when I knock. And these are new build houses. The insulation of sound is pretty great, so the music must be so loud it is stripping the paint off his walls in there. Is there a step between knocking on his door and getting the police involved? The latter seems extreme, but it really is that loud. I can hear it, and feel it, in every room of my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Teabags said: Thought we were pals? Your B.O. is masked by the smell of beer. I was filling in in the control room yesterday and the smell of sweat and ass from the proper control room guy has permeated into his chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 If he's not answering the door, have a look for a noise complaints department at the council and call them. Do it over and over and over and over so they have a long list of incidents to refer to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 See if you can get a measure of the decibel level of the noise? Here in Poland, the landlord isn't obliged to do anything about noises under a certain number. We had banging pipes for weeks, complained about it almost every day, landlord did fuck all about it. As soon as we mentioned decibel level he shot round and fixed it. I dunno if there's something similar in non-poland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 I love BBC 6music, but do the members of Elbow have compromising photos of the station's producers? That band are on at least once an hour or something, and they're fucking dull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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