Teabags Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 I'm sure I heard in some city centre that they installed UV lights wear they all hung out. That way, the goth girls spots showed up through their thick makeup, and they all eventually moved on. I hope it's true. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 PET HATE #1346894: the price of bass strings. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 It's from her dead ma. I presume she got it before she died. I bet my ex still hasn't bought super glue. And they move in at the end of next week. Lol. But aye, so fucking angry. But then again I'm glad I don't have to risk getting caught with a big dog in a no pets flat. I think I'll get a hamster to ease the pain. Wait, what happened to Scooby or Snoopy or whatever you called your cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Car battery deciding it's had enough after driving 1000 miles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 People who say "HASHTAG!" in person. Just the worst cunts.I overheard someone saying "...it was so HASHTAG AWKWARD earlier".The whole # thing on twitter is literally ONLY for market research, it's not an extension of vocabulary. Baffling. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Car battery deciding it's had enough after driving 1000 miles Give me you reg and I will quote you happy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Car battery deciding it's had enough after driving 1000 miles Surely that's an alternator issue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Give me you reg and I will quote you happy!Can you deliver to the south of France. Think it may be more gunk clogging up the fuel filter after driving down steep winding roads. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Surely that's an alternator issue?I would have thought that, had it not been for the fact the last journey was the shortest of the 1000 miles, and there were no issues starting the last 3 days, or when I stopped during the journey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 People who say "HASHTAG!" in person. Just the worst cunts.I overheard someone saying "...it was so HASHTAG AWKWARD earlier".The whole # thing on twitter is literally ONLY for market research, it's not an extension of vocabulary. Baffling. Thankfully I have never ever heard this and I hope I never do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Can you deliver to the south of France. Think it may be more gunk clogging up the fuel filter after driving down steep winding roads.neg rep by mistake trying to click quote button, sorry I could deliver to south of france no problem. Only issue, will the cost of doing so outweighs it probs sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 neg rep by mistake trying to click quote button, sorryI could deliver to south of france no problem. Only issue, will the cost of doing so outweighs it probs sorryIt's ok, was a 20 amp fuse that had gone. Swapped it out and all hunky-dory now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 How shitty these government issue dildos are.I want a good dildo and I guess I have to buy privately.With this economy? I doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Wait, what happened to Scooby or Snoopy or whatever you called your cat?They still live with my ex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 People who say "HASHTAG!" in person. Just the worst cunts.I overheard someone saying "...it was so HASHTAG AWKWARD earlier".The whole # thing on twitter is literally ONLY for market research, it's not an extension of vocabulary. Baffling.Annoying.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 Annoying.comSimples 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 Anyone been watching that Child Genius show on the telly? If you have, then I'll assume you also share the same hatred as me for that smug little tosser, Hugo? I would definitely have no problem punching his face repeatedly, infront of his parents. It'll be good when he grows up and enters the real world. The way he speaks to and also about people means he will be prone to getting his head kicked in quite alot. Life lessons, and all that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 Noisy neighbours can do one. The one across from me just constantly slams his door, always. Everytime he leaves the house, even if it's just to take a bin bag out. BOOM. Each time he smashes his door closed, our cats leg it around the house as if he's dropped an atom bomb. It makes the whole block shake. It makes the light fittings in the living room swing. Close your door like a normal person, and not as if you're trying to snap someones neck in the door frame, you WANK. He leaves his shoes out in the hallway for some reason. It's about time someone did a shit in them. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 My neighbour constantly parks so shit that he takes up my car park space and his own. He's a proper bellend. I blocked him in last night and took my dog out for a massive 3 hour walk in the knowledge that he was planning on going to get an Indian as he had no food in the house. Thank fuck it's only his holiday house and he doesn't live here full time 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 I can't stand it, I've got foam earplugs in most of the time because of other people and I hate it 'cause all I can hear is caffeine-induced tinnitus (again, because of them not letting me sleep when I need to). One old guy living across from me full on threw a huge rock at another neighbour's cat that comes to see my cat every morning and I was raging. All he could say was "control your fucking animal" just because the cat walked over his grass. Such a tragedy, whatever will we do with cats walking over grass. Need to remember and tell all the cats in the neighbourhood to stay off people's property, thanks for the tip, stupid old twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 Logging onto Facebook to see every second status update is "Come on Andy!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 "Come on Andy!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 My neighbour constantly parks so shit that he takes up my car park space and his own. He's a proper bellend. I blocked him in last night and took my dog out for a massive 3 hour walk in the knowledge that he was planning on going to get an Indian as he had no food in the house. Thank fuck it's only his holiday house and he doesn't live here full timeMy street is annoying as fuck for that, it's a narrow cul-de-sac and I live and park right at the top. Nearly every day when I go out some cunt has double parked and blocked in all 4 cars that are parked at the top. Like, there's fucking spaces all the way down the street, are you too lazy to walk an extra 20 metres? I never know which house they're in either (it's always visitors or workmen) so I just have to sit blasting my horn until they come out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 Logging onto Facebook to see every second status update is "Come on Andy!!!!!"He'll look like a painter's radio. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 My street is annoying as fuck for that, it's a narrow cul-de-sac and I live and park right at the top. Nearly every day when I go out some cunt has double parked and blocked in all 4 cars that are parked at the top. Like, there's fucking spaces all the way down the street, are you too lazy to walk an extra 20 metres? I never know which house they're in either (it's always visitors or workmen) so I just have to sit blasting my horn until they come out. Nobody asked for a diagram but here's one anyway. The Galaxy is a broken down piece of shit by the way, it doesn't move so that's why the street is such a bottleneck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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