Chris Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 tics and their removal from dogs.Have you got a proper tick remover?http://www.lymediseaseaction.org.uk/what-we-are-doing/shop/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Tickets for Leonard Cohen being 111 Euros. I would fucking love to go see Leonard Cohen. But £88? Jog on Lenny.Also, really big moths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 And getting killed on the last level of Batman on Sega Megadrive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Also, really big moths.aye, i cant fucking stand big bastard moths. Shit me right up. I got up last week, went through for a pish, eyes hardly open and just as i commenced drainage, this big fucker flew off the mirror right at my face. I about shat. Pish a'way. Nae a fine start to the day. I won in the end, blootered the little shit with lavvy roll. Hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Small print in phone contracts. $30 for 30 days of unlimited use! Awesome! Except, no, it's $2 for each day you use. So now I'm 15 days into the 30 day expiry and out of credit. What a fucking joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 BT taking money the day before I get paid, instead of the day after like we agreed in the direct debit agreement that I signed. Now I get a nice bank charge, as there wasn't enough (any) money in there. Motherfuck.There's a BT headquarters in Aberdeen, isn't there? Nothing says "stick the direct debit agreement" like a Super Soaker full of shit sprayed through the letter box. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 I fucking hate that, I've had cunts take direct debits off on a Friday if the 1st is on a Tuesday!! What the fuck is the point in agreeing a date if they're just going to take the money whenever they want?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Great, just checked my fucking account and my phone bill is meant to come out on the 31st every month... wankers have taken it off today and I don't get paid until tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Direct debits in general are pretty shite. I got in a fair mess with them when I was younger. I don't have any these days and it's glorious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 I'm really rich so none of this bullshit concerns me. The poor, the unemployed and the fuck-ugly; those are my pet hates. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Hey look at Mr. Sensible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 I yelled at BT for about half an hour. They credited my account with £60. The charge will only be for £25, and Santander are pretty good at wavering charges if companies are making up their own rules with Direct Debits.That's pretty much my phone bill paid for two months. It pays to be a cunt sometimes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 aye, i cant fucking stand big bastard moths. Shit me right up. I got up last week, went through for a pish, eyes hardly open and just as i commenced drainage, this big fucker flew off the mirror right at my face. I about shat. Pish a'way. Nae a fine start to the day. I won in the end, blootered the little shit with lavvy roll. Hero.I don't mind the wee ones, but the one that flew into my house last night must have had a wingspan of about three inches. I pretty much hid until it landed on something then fucking battered it with a fly swatter. I hit it with every ounce of strength in my body, fucking obliterated it. It made a right mess of my wall though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Are you Wendys scared of butterflies too? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 A pet hate of mine is people who are scared of things that aren't scary in the slightest. Be scared of properly scary things like Katie Price and getting kicked in the face by Cantona.Moths? harmless, light loving moths cause that level of fear? How do you guys walk to work in the morning with out filling your pants with warm, soft, fear filled feces? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Not exactly the same species, but both just potter around harmlessly at about 1 tenth of a mile per hour. One is also significantly uglier than the other. That's the only signifant difference.They don't bite. They just want to headbutt your lightbulbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Not exactly the same species, but both just potter around harmlessly at about 1 tenth of a mile per hour. One is also significantly uglier than the other. That's the only signifant difference.They don't bite. They just want to headbutt your lightbulbs.Moths are unpredictable. They fly all up into your face, then you swat them away and they come back and do it again. They're fucking nuts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 They do love the danger of getting in someones grille despite the risk of getting backhanded in half. Still, harmless once they get in your face.It's BEES and WASPS in your face that you need to worry about. They inject you with poison. They want you dead. If they had enough poison in their arse to kill you, they would, with no regrets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Moths are unpredictable. They fly all up into your face, then you swat them away and they come back and do it again. They're fucking nuts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 They do love the danger of getting in someones grille despite the risk of getting backhanded in half. Still, harmless once they get in your face.It's BEES and WASPS in your face that you need to worry about. They inject you with poison. They want you dead. If they had enough poison in their arse to kill you, they would, with no regrets.Meh, I'll take out a bee or a wasp without a second thought. Stick a giant moth in the room though and it'll become a game of follow the Lucky-shaped blur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 They do love the danger of getting in someones grille despite the risk of getting backhanded in half. Still, harmless once they get in your face.It's BEES and WASPS in your face that you need to worry about. They inject you with poison. They want you dead. If they had enough poison in their arse to kill you, they would, with no regrets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moose Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Moths are horrible. Wasps are my friends. If you don't aknowledge them, even when they land on your fucking face, you'll be fine. I've never been stung by one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 The wasp fear is a load of shite ana. I was once been stung by a wasp when I was 6 and it was so painful I didn't even care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 I was stung by a wasp once. My forearm was swollen for like a week, and it wasn't even an allergic reaction. Just my arms way of saying "Fuck wasps." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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