Christy Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 I can't be. I'm Finnish.He's not Finnish, he's only 29. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Gave my iphone to my wifeburd to hold t'other night while I got my keys out my pocket. She dropped it, and now the screen is busto.Fortunately, I was drunk and found it amusing. The next day, not so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 He's not Finnish, he's only 29.Classic radio moment.Though I already alluded to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 He's just a small fry, whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memphis Skyline Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 People who quote advert slogans in alternative situations, in a lame attempt at humour.Two I have heard today:"I am confused dot com" And, even worse, "she should have gone to Specsavers" in reference to a fit bird with an ugly boyfriend.Just, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 People who quote advert slogans in alternative situations, in a lame attempt at humour.Two I have heard today:"I am confused dot com" And, even worse, "she should have gone to Specsavers" in reference to a fit bird with an ugly boyfriend.Just, fuck off.Calm down, dear... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 He's not Finnish, he's only 29.Mika Hakkinen is not Japanese. He is Finnish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 And, even worse, "she should have gone to Specsavers" in reference to a fit bird with an ugly boyfriend.At least it's more subtle than "munter magnet". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 The fact facebook is little more than people telling each other how hungover they are. And the fact that despite this I can't stop myself logging in all the time. An unoriginal pet hate I know, but if I read about one more 'random night out' and the subsequent wondering of 'how long the detox will last' I fear I may shoot myself in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Hayfever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 My pet hate is, as usual, my work.Got my rota last night and apparently I have a course on friday from 9 to 5 then have to turn up at 10pm for a nightshift.Note to my boss: This will not happen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Some cock at poker last night who thought he knew it all. Total dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Some cock at poker last night who thought he knew it all. Total dick.I really hate them.I don't mind when someone calls a board with a possible flush and two over cards (say KcQd8c7c4s) with a medium pair like JsJd even though they've been getting bet into the whole way. They're an idiot, and should be told "you're a tit".But folk that sit and tell you all your odds and outs and why your bet size was a little too much for if you've got this and then call you "knowing" they're behind and finding out that yes, they were behind, are total cunts. You're behind, don't call. Showing someone that you knew their hand does fuck all for you when you're paying a 3rd of your stack to prove it. Dicks."Look at mah skillz""No, cos I'm looking at your stack. You dick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 I was short stacked and hit QJ off so went all in before the flop. He had a pair of 8s. Flop came down and I hit the QJ. He turns rounds, "nice call". I say thanks and he goes "I was kidding". To which my reply was, "aye, well I got your chips didn't I?"Boy was a total nut muncher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Arsehole drivers who think that just because you scuffed their car, you should exchange details when a bottle of t-cut should solve the mark the size of a 50p on the wheel arch. The fact that he had to remove dirt to see the mark made me wonder if it was actually me.Also passengers who stare at you when your ranting to yourself in the car, if you were the driver and were looking that long, you'd have crashed, nosey cow!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Arsehole drivers who mark your car and don't own up to it having decided that it is entirely up to them to decide whether it is worthy of concern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 People who say "good times", especially when it is for no discernible reason. Just overheard the following exchange in Starbucks:"O hey, when did you get back?""Coupla days ago.""Ah I didnt know. Good times."What does that even mean? Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Arsehole drivers who mark your car and don't own up to it having decided that it is entirely up to them to decide whether it is worthy of concern.Actually the offer of money was turned down, so he could go through the insurance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Actually the offer of money was turned down, so he could go through the insurance.Well that's an entirely different thing to what I got out of your original post. That's actually quite a bizarre thing to do. My old car had several unclaimed car park dings hence my original comment. Fair enough Dent Devils or similar can remove them for 55 quid or so but it's still my money that is being wasted due to some other f**kers carelessness... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 People who say "good times", especially when it is for no discernible reason. Just overheard the following exchange in Starbucks:"O hey, when did you get back?""Coupla days ago.""Ah I didnt know. Good times."What does that even mean? Twat.This also applies to "Good shout".I swear to god another grad at my work saw I'd got a sandwich for lunch,"Oh I see you got a sandwich, good shout man. Good shout."What, I decided to eat food for lunch? Fucking mental, eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 I'm confused how "good shout" can be used, in a situation where no shouting is involved. Infact, I'd prefer it if shouting was involved, and I was complimented on my shouting."NO PEAS!""Good shout""Yeah, thanks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Well that's an entirely different thing to what I got out of your original post. That's actually quite a bizarre thing to do. My old car had several unclaimed car park dings hence my original comment. Fair enough Dent Devils or similar can remove them for 55 quid or so but it's still my money that is being wasted due to some other f**kers carelessness...Yeah was still a bit wound up when i posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Does he not realise that his premium will go up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashhh Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 he might be planning on claiming for whiplash/back injury or such like as well as the damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 or maybe he thinks you look like a skint mink, and spared you parting with cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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