Teabags Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Oh. Woops. I blame my cheap shit glasses not having a spell-checker or 3D capabilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 My glasses don't even have frames, but they do have a sepia tint so I can see everything like i'm looking through the lens of a lomographic camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 My glasses don't even have frames, but they do have a sepia tint so I can see everything like i'm looking hipstagram on my iPhone.Fixed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 It's been a while since I vented on this thread. Pet hate is waiting 4 weeks for the delivery of a pair of headphones, getting fobbed off with crap excuses every time I asked for an update. I reached breaking point on Friday and cancelled the order. Pretty disappointed as it was an expensive purchase and was really looking forward to them. Fully expect to wait another month for my refund. There must be laws about advertising stuff on a shop website if you don't have it in stock or have no way of getting into your stock within a certain time frame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 There must be laws about advertising stuff on a shop website if you don't have it in stock or have no way of getting into your stock within a certain time frame.THIS! Always this! I hate buying stuff, and then being told once I've paid that it's out of stock and will take 6-8 weeks to come back into stock. Shit bastards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Weegie ned scumbag getting on the train yesterday: "Is this the Glesgae train?"Me: "Think so"WNS: "Ye think so? Where de ya think yur gan?"Me: "Not to fucking Glasgow you mink, it stops in other places for fuck sake!"Or that's what I would have said. Instead I just shrugged and stared at the floor as he walked down the train.Also from yesterday's travel fun, Citylink buses. I have booked a seat on you because there is no train from where I am to where I am going. The least you can do is leave when you're bloody supposed to so I don't have to sprint to the train station in Inverness to get my connecting train home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Bus drivers who don't pay attention to the time. You should've left five minutes ago. Put down the fucking newspaper. Get off your fucking phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Public Transport in the UK, Aberdeen in particular, is a fucking joke. Was just in Denmark: THAT is how transport should be run! Timed down to the minute, clean, efficient, punctual and quick even in rush hour. Fucking awesome place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Germany is great for that too. That being said, I live in Edinburgh and Lothian buses are the cat's pyjamas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Yeah FirstBus is the worst offender. Hope someone firebombs that place, fucking cunts. Almost exclusively why I chose to buy a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Germany is great for that too. That being said, I live in Edinburgh and Lothian buses are the cat's pyjamas.I got on the airport one to take us from our hotel near the zoo in to town a couple times a day when I was down. Brilliant bus. Pure luxury and always on time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 After reading about all the Italian Footballers leaving and retiring at the weekend why the fuck isnt Football Italia still on t.v? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Because James Richardson is too busy being my avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 I got on the airport one to take us from our hotel near the zoo in to town a couple times a day when I was down. Brilliant bus. Pure luxury and always on time.The 100. That's a damn fine bus. Leather seats, ample luggage space, wifi. Spicy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Anyone know what the 100 bus in Edinburgh is like? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 It's spicy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Because James Richardson is too busy being my avatar. Can surely take a Saturday afternoon off. Channel 4 was well better when it showed football on saturdays instead of T4 and garbage american reality tv shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 You wait ages for a number 100 bus and then three come at once...[EDIT= Changed four to three because SOMEONE is editing this thread and RUINING my joke. I'm looking at you, Frosty.] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 It was great. Thankfully with Football Weekly I can at least get my Jimbo fix. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Moths. Fucking moths. My house is full of tiny fucking moths. I think they're hatching from somewhere in my kitchen. How do I get rid of moths? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Find the queen and murder her in front of her family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Moths. Fucking moths. My house is full of tiny fucking moths. I think they're hatching from somewhere in my kitchen. How do I get rid of moths?I'm just cheap. And skint.Find your wallet and close it! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Find your wallet and close it!Bwahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 get some bug kill spray and go nuts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 I don't know where they are coming from though. I guess I'll need to find if there are larvae somewhere and fuck them up. It's like a needle in a fucking haystack though. They could be anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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