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I fell in love with a goat because I was drunk.

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Completely pointless. But you could probably make a Maternal Bum Bond Connexion song title out of it.

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----I fell in love with

2----I ate

3----I smacked

4----I sang to

5----I gave my number to

6----I murdered

7----I shot

8----I gave a lap dance to

9----I choked on

10---I bitched out

11---I had sex with

12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------A homeless guy

2-------your mom

3-------a banana

4-------a fork

5-------a Mexican

6-------a gangster

7-------a hooker

8-------an ipod

9-------my best friends boyfriend

10-------a goat

11-------my dog

12-------a ninja

13-------the computer

14-------a football player

15-------my neighbor


17-------a Jones soda

18-------a llama

19-------a pickle

20-------a stuffed animal

21-------a permanent marker

22-------my dad

23-------a condom

24-------my psychiatrist

25-------a policeman

26-------my brother

27-------my sister

28-------a baseball bat

29-------a DVD player

30-------a paperclip

31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was high.

Black-------Because I was drunk.

Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.

Red---------Because the voices told me to.

Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Green-------Because I hate myself.

Purple------Because I'm naked.

Gray--------Because that's how I roll.

Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange------Because I hate my family.

Other-------Because that's how I roll.

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It would be kind of difficult for anyone to steal your identity without knowing your name or birth year... I don't think you can do it from just a day and month.

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I was going to comment, but I don't want no identity theft guv, so I won't.

Maybe we're just paranoid (or something else) but that was my first thought too!

It's not hard to determine most people's real names on this board. Then a quick digging up of old posts will discover what school you went to. Then thanks to friends reunited you can find what years you were at the school and probably work out the date of birth from there, and then working backwards you can find the first primary school you went to, determine city you were born in, before you know it, you have all the answers you need to complete a security check on someone!

This is why (to my banks bemusement) I phone up with a new maiden name for my mother, a new city I was born in, a new school I went to etc etc....every other month

These are crazy times my friend. Stay alert :gringo:

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Discourse on Hiding One's Identity

I quieten these thoughts by berating myself for being conceited enough to think someone might track me down me online (and then add a few details and records to my own file of internet stalkees). :bat:

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I gave a lap dance to my neighbour because I was high.

totally worth having my identity stolen 8-)

A recklessness typical of Leos.

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I shot a homeless guy because that's how I roll.

...I'm not Patrick Bateman!

Ooooh! - Looks we we share a birthday - alonng wi Princess Di(ed), Patrick Kluivert, Ruud Van Nistelrooy & Dan Ackroyd!

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