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  1. jamesbroonbreed
    Tiga!!!!
  2. jamesbroonbreed
    Snoozin n loozin is all yer ever doozin.
  3. jamesbroonbreed
    What's the most difficult thing about rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay.
  4. jamesbroonbreed
    Has anyone mentioned yet that her cancer was avoidable? After getting a smear test, she was told she had pre cancerous cells on her fud but decided to ignore them and not get treatment coz she's a dumb racist bint.
  5. jamesbroonbreed
    So far this is the best decade for music as you can listen to all the previous decades too. Music consumers from the 50's had never even heard of Whitesnake. Dipshits.
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    All I've heard about this from folk I know so far is that there's a blue guy with his dick out a lot.
  8. jamesbroonbreed
    Can I have a jellied eel please.
  9. jamesbroonbreed
    I once shit myself in O'neills after getting the bus through from my home town of Fraserburgh.
  10. jamesbroonbreed
    try gettin dialled oot yer chops before you go. I had a magic time a while back. It is complete shit though and pretty much always has been.
  11. jamesbroonbreed
    Stevie Wonder dreams about Chuck Norris
  12. jamesbroonbreed
    She's protest the amount of cheese on my knob and then I'd bone her ass so hard she'd actually die which would be a good thing coz hippies are whack.
  13. jamesbroonbreed
    Holy shit I remember that cardboard box. Good karaoke inna. "Smoke crack!"
  14. jamesbroonbreed
    200 bucks!
  15. jamesbroonbreed
    Traffic lights that cause jams from the airport to rosehill. Work at night ye fuckin cunts.
  16. jamesbroonbreed
    There's at least 3 people in the Broch rumoured to have only one or no nuts. Mini rigger is my favourite though and I'm sure it is true.
  17. jamesbroonbreed
    Big Arthurs is the best gym around. it only costs a pound to get in and you get to hang out with that mad bastard wi the funcy piece van!
  18. jamesbroonbreed
    Fruit that does not peel the way you want it to.
  19. jamesbroonbreed
    That's what I called my ex's fud.
  20. jamesbroonbreed
    Old police vans?
  21. jamesbroonbreed
    Well I made over 500 G's last year.
  22. jamesbroonbreed
    I'm using a ball mouse without a mouse mat. Eat my goal. P.S. Richard Gere had his own ass with a proper gerbil.
  23. jamesbroonbreed
    Does that include hookers?
  24. jamesbroonbreed
    303 seconds on expert mode. yass.
  25. jamesbroonbreed
    Anyone else think it's totally ace?
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