I was once so close to Ric Flair that I could actually smell him fresh out of the ring. I once touched Debbie harry's elbow with my elbow and then clem burke patted me on the back. Dermit O'Leary once said cheers to me and I got told to fuck off by security apes when Iain and James Brown walked past me. I pissed myself in front of Abby from the Zutons aswell, then stole the bands crate of Tennents. I miss crewing.