Soda Jerk Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Not true at all.Football's about defending as much as scoring goals, and neither team was defending tonight...On the bright side, Stevie G looked depressed as fuck - I thought he was gonna whip out a razor blade and hack away at his wrist there and then...As a neutral, football is about pure entertainment. Lollipop sticks, overhead kicks, fighting in the terraces and setting the referee on fire. Fuck all this bad defending shite. It was better than watching bastard Eastenders, and there was 8 goals to watch.Yeah. terrible game... Are you utterly mental? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 As a neutral, football is about pure entertainment. Lollipop sticks, overhead kicks, fighting in the terraces and setting the referee on fire. Fuck all this bad defending shite. It was better than watching bastard Eastenders, and there was 8 goals to watch.Yeah. terrible game... Are you utterly mental?I'm auditioning to replace Lawrenson on MOTD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 The kind of guy who believes his own lies. I envy you sir.and so you should!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 i had to laugh at the wolves players celebrations for winning promotion to the premiership on 'the championship' last night, most of them will be dumped in favour of vastly overpaid foreigners who did quite well in the belgian league for half a season! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I'm auditioning to replace Lawrenson on MOTDBut, I loved the Football lastnight. Lawrenson hates football. He just cannot stand football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 But, I loved the Football lastnight. Lawrenson hates football. He just cannot stand football.Alan Green seems to hate football a damn sight more than Lawro will ever hate it.I hate that guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 But, I loved the Football lastnight. Lawrenson hates football. He just cannot stand football.Haha, I love Lawrenson's general air of contempt for everything. I remember him having a go at the new young presenter they had during Euro 2008 when they guy was saying he was surprised Switzerland don't have a better team due to their position on the borders of so many talented footballing countries.Cue Lawrenson - 'But what's that got to do with football, eh? What's that got to do with football?'. Followed by a shake of the head and a sigh. Gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Alan Green seems to hate football a damn sight more than Lawro will ever hate it.I hate that guy!Really? He sounds like my hero.I'd love to get him, Lawro and myself around a table for our own brand of Premier League highlight reels. It'd be like Soccer AM meets Cage Fighting. I'd like us to incorporate the "Punch a Pro Hour", where our footballing guests get unexpectedly pumelled by a torrent of jaded ex-footballer fists.I bet Channel 5 would have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Liverpool game was still more boring than the Real Madrid game last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I caught the re-run of that today. Pretty intense stuff. Especially the kicking. What the hell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 YouTube - See the scandalous scenes when Pepe losing controlFirst time, going for the ball maybe. Second time, what the fuck? Nutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 YouTube - See the scandalous scenes when Pepe losing controlFirst time, going for the ball maybe. Second time, what the fuck? Nutter.What a dude, that diving cunt went down like a sack of tatties and deserved the second kick. If you're going off anyway you might as well have a proper reason for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Looks like frustration at giving away a penalty (possibly thinking the guy went down too easy) and then just going actually mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 What a dude, that diving cunt went down like a sack of tatties and deserved the second kick. If you're going off anyway you might as well have a proper reason for it You'd probably want to land it better than just skiffing his back though. A right good hoof in the neck, that would teach the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 yeah exactly, the kick skimmed his back and so he starts rolling around holding his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Did he really dive though? He did get pushed, and he stumbled a bit and went down, which is easy to do when running at that speed, untangling your legs from the path of the ball. He didn't really claim a penalty with his arms though. He just got twatted in the back. Pepe is a cunt. I hope he gets banned for as long as Cantona did.Still, the result of the foul puts Berbatov into 2nd place of the Shittiest Penalties of the Week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Not just the push, the kick and then the second kick, but the going-over-to-make-sure-he's-okay-knee-press too.Mental.New link here: YouTube - Real Madrid PEPE Kick Boxing- Real madrid 3-2 Getafe La liga April 21-09 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 It was a pen for the wee shove and a red card for showing a bit of frustration. Looks a lot worse than it was. 3 game ban at the most. Plus, Pepe is cool because his given name is Kpler Laveran Lima Ferreira Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Sounds like Seve has made his mind up.Dons ace Severin 'bored' with SPL | Scottish Premier League | Football News from TEAMtalkReally not that bothered TBH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 You know what annoys me?The fact our captain really cannot be arsed to tell us one way or the other.Either you say no, and we find someone else who actually bothers their arse on the pitch, ie. Diamond, or you say yes because you love the club. It's obvious Seve is captain for the payrise. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Seve has been shocking for at least two seasons. No drive, no passion and certainly no leadership.Shouldn't be viewed as a great loss as he's on a fairly decent wage already that can (hopefully) be put to better use.Annoyingly he'll probably get quite a decent move to a Championship side and turn back into the player he was a few years ago (albeit without the legs he'll probably become a centre-half) due to better management. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Dons ace Severin 'bored' with SPL. I know how he feels. Might move to Burnley myself. "...after seeing former team-mates Barry Nicholson and Russell Anderson thrive down south." Surely that's a slight exaggeration.Good riddance anyway. Fed up watching him sitting on his arse moaning to the ref/teammates after being dispossed/playing a shit pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodThunder Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Bit rich of Severin to claim he's "bored" of the SPL isn't it? Not like he's done it all, won everything he could win and is now looking down on everyone else. Not even like he's much better than most of the other players in the league! Bizarre.If Lee Wilkie turned round and said he was bored of the SPL I'd be the same, before anyone starts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I heard Scott Severin was responsible for Hillsborough and the recession. Diamond, of course, made a heroic effort to stop him by waving his fists about in a captainy way. Diamond for captain.Calum,Aged 9 and 1/2,Aberdeen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 "...and you fancy a new challenge." A new challenge could be beating lower division sides in cup competitions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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