Stroopy121 Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 That doesn't sound any good at all! Especially since I don't really like Family Guy etc... I ADORE Family Guy etc, and I still thought it was fucking awful. I put it on wanting some nice, braindead comedy and even then was dissappointed. I enjoyed it. How did you see it? DVD? I think Blu-rays normally have added jokes and more offensive stuff, so it was much the same as FG jokes. And Flash Gordon. That whole sequence is just fantastic. I "legally" downloaded it. So fucking happy I didn't pay for the pleasure of watching that fucking tripe. xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 This Is 40 boobs are fake too. I Googled it immedietly. Still sexy though. I find Leslie Mann ridiculously attractive for some reason. Particularly in 40 Year Old Virgin when she's drunk and vomiting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 This Is 40 boobs are fake too. I Googled it immedietly. Still sexy though. I find Leslie Mann ridiculously attractive for some reason. Particularly in 40 Year Old Virgin when she's drunk and vomiting. I just checked this out and there is contridicting reports of CGI doad fuckery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 I enjoyed it. How did you see it? DVD? I think Blu-rays normally have added jokes and more offensive stuff, so it was much the same as FG jokes. And Flash Gordon. That whole sequence is just fantastic. The depth Mark Wahlberg shows in his acting ability by playing somebody from Boston is mind blowing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Dead Man's Shoes - Ace. Simply. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 Citizen Kane. The best film I have ever seen. 6/10. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 Currently watching Under Seige. Incredible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 This looks pretty cool http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1774438/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 Revolutionary Road - Kate Winslet and Leonardo Di Caprio play a young couple in the 1950s struggling through a troubled marriage as both of them realise that their lifelong dreams have passed them by and they're stuck in suburbia with the nuclear family and the white picket fence. Or as my friend puts it, "Rose from Titanic imagines what life would be with with Jack if he hadn't frozen to death on that door". Very bleak movie, but terrific acting all round.**** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 The Place Beyond the Pines - Long film but I thought it was very good, a lot of my friends who have watched it described it as Drive on two wheels which I think doesn't do it justice. Don't want to say too much and spoil it but I would recommend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 The Evil Dead Well, the zombie/demons are SUPER pissed off in this one. No jokes, or one liners, just BLOOD, GORE, DEATH, MORE BLOOD, SEVERED ARMS, DEATH, BLOOD, DEATH, GORE, MORE SEVERED ARMS, BLOOD etc... 7/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 Whilst ill over the weekend I watched the Hobbit. It was good. Captured the tone of the book well and was good old fashioned fun. 8/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 (edited) Edited May 6, 2013 by Monster Zero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 The Place Beyond the Pines - Long film but I thought it was very good, a lot of my friends who have watched it described it as Drive on two wheels which I think doesn't do it justice. Don't want to say too much and spoil it but I would recommend.My mate says the first 20 mins he thought it was going to be great then it turned into a boring pile of shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 My mate says the first 20 mins he thought it was going to be great then it turned into a boring pile of shite. People in differing opinions shocker!!!!! Seriously though, who to believe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 I'm believing my mate. Fuck spending an extortionate amount of money to find out that I actually like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 I'm believing my mate. Fuck spending an extortionate amount of money to find out that I actually like it. What are his credentials? What films does he like? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 There is only one opinion, and if you don't agree with it, you are a bastard. I guess you missed the memo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 The Hobbit They're taking a short kid's book and turning it into ~9 hours worth of movie, and it's very fucking obvious. I'll watch the second two, but I won't enjoy them either. It's all very well made, the acting is solid, all that jazz. There just isn't enough plot. 2/5. Iron Man 3 Lots of Tony Stark, fairly little Iron Man, but that's OK. The film had a solid story, the usual cracking performances by the usual cast. Ben Kingsley was awesome in the role he was handed but I sorely disapproved of the twist on the Mandarin that they've thrown in. Fun fact - the reason they opted to go with a white guy as the villain is (rumoured to be) because their Chinese distributors wouldn't show the movie if the bad guy was Chinese. I assume this would also lead to problems when it came to merchandising because who else but the Chinese could be asked to make a billion Iron Man 3 toys for 5p each? Good old Disney. Better than 2, not a patch on 1. 3/5. xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 I thought the Hobbit was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 I thought the Hobbit was great. I really, really wanted to enjoy it, but it just didn't hold my attention at all. I think the sequence where they enter the mountain was excellent, but otherwise it just felt like really long sequence inconsequential events, strung together. When you read any one of the LotR books, you can understand why they need a movie each, The Hobbit really, really doesn't need 3 in my opinion. xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 Yeah i was incredibly underwhelmed by The Hobbit. I watched, it, enjoyed parts of it, then forgot i had watched it, whereas i can recite the LOTR trilogy in my sleep. I wont go back and watch The Hobbit again, but i will watch LOTR every week if i had the chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 I thought the Hobbit was decent. Not as good as LOTR like but I doubt anything ever will be.It was certainly better than Gay N*ggers from Space. Which could be the worst movie ever made. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 7, 2013 Report Share Posted May 7, 2013 Gay N*ggers from Space.I've not seen that advertised in Cineworld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 (edited) I haven't posted on this thread in ages and have seen a fair amount of movies since then. Some recent ones... Place Beyond The PinesExcellent 3-part character study on actions and their far-reaching consequences. Top cast. 8.5/10 OblivionGood-looking fluff, starring a woefully miscast Cruiser. Great visuals, lame story, with a "twist" that you'll see coming a light year away. 6/10 The HobbitDrawn out and disappointing, this movie was ruined for me by Martin Freeman's inept turn as Bilbo Baggins. Even when faced with mortal danger, he had some stupid whimsical crack to make and it ruined any suspense or sense of real danger. The "diswashing scene" was particularly toe-curling. 3/10 Star Trek : Into DarknessExciting sci-fi action with the "new" cast settling nicely into their roles. Even ginger cunt Pegg and his shameful take on Scotty didn't ruin this one. My only criticism is the same one I've levelled at every action movie over the last 10 years or so - the fact that the protagonists seem to be able to absorb unlimited physical punishment and get back up again, even when hurtled 100 feet, full force, to the ground. Spock kicks serious ass in this one. 8.5/10 The Evil DeadThis one gets a point for the great opening - and fuck-all else. Dreadful. Watch the original instead. 1/10 Dark SkiesUneventful alien abduction movie. Pretty uninvolving. 5/10 The Last StandA grizzled Anholt still manages to fill the screen as a local sherriff facing a High Noon scenario with some nasty drug dealers who are heading towards his small border town. 30+ years in Hollywood and he still can't pronounce 85% of his dialogue 6/10 A Serbian Film (Uncut)Holy Mother of God! - I wouldn't even attempt to rate this mind fuck (pun intended - if you've seen the movie). Edited May 13, 2013 by Diesel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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