TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 If your boyfriend/girlfriend had to be half crab, which half would you go for - half crab on top, or half crab on the bottom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 that'd be too creepy to handle, call me shallow but if my fiance sprouted crablike legs and started scuttling sideways she'd be carted off in a lobster trap and i'd start living the bachelor life. forced at gunpoint to choose then i'd have to go with top as giant crab claws would be handy protection. but she wouldn't get any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 I'd have the crab half on top so I could still fuck her / it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 If mine became half crab, we'd soon have a partan of ways!(unless there was a get-out claws) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addi Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 I'd have the crab half on top so I could still fuck her / it.I imagine a claw job is very unpleasant though.Also, this whole idea just makes me think of HP Lovercraft stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 Top half, because I don't think crab brains have the capacity to understand being dumped, or human relationships. She could then be released into a nearby rock pool to live out the rest of her ungodly life in ignorant bliss.Or I could harvest her claws for their delicious meat.. possibly as an ingredient in a romantic dinner used to woo a new lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 If mine became half crab, we'd soon have a partan of ways!(unless there was a get-out claws)there is always the "front / back or back / front" half half scenario too...I wouldn't mind, I'd have a shag and look forward to having fun with the nippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 She'd maybe give you a dose of the humans!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steven Dedalus Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 I like her face too much, so I'd have to say crab legs.This makes me feel creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 wouldn't stop you fiddlin' her tho.If I was in Haiti, and I'd bought some garlic breads for my date...would that be crust-hatian food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 Good one...! She could hold it in her-mitt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 Almost all the most attractive parts are in the top half, so bottom half crab for sure. It might be cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 They would make a damn fine barperson:cheers: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogatron Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 this is way tougher than the original half-human half-fish scenario you asked many years ago - at least with that you could imagine daryl hannah.I can't choose between them. Either half makes spooning impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 I'd have to have both halves of the crab..... 'cos I'm shellfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Either half makes spooning impossible.not according to google image search!"spooning crab" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 The crab half would be the left half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 I'd have eaten it, so it wouldn't be left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 A lot of women smell of seafood anyway....which reminds me of the Lorenz Hart lyric.."when love congeals, it soon reveals the faint aroma of performing seals" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 10 Easy Wishes Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 just shag a crab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stichman Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 just shag a crab?What, an everyday, run-of-the-mill, rockpool crab? I'm not one to boast, but I'd like to think it'd be at least a touch too small... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 I'm glad this question has gone down so well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 New question of the day. Would you rather be tied up and molested by Michael Jackson. Or cut off your own nose with a pair of scissors?or Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 I'd have the crab half on top so I could still fuck her / it.deep. (8 char) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 If your boyfriend/girlfriend had to be half crab, which half would you go for - half crab on top, or half crab on the bottom?If the top half still needed to wear glasses, would they be pince-nez? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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