Hog Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 Yesterday I went to Rhinds Farm shop in Kinloss near Forres. There is an area with new born cows and the Mum's. Never thought I would be so moved by a cow but there was one little one who was coming right up to the gate and licking my arm (no comments). Apparently the cow was a few days old and the Mum died suddenly because it had cancer. All the other calfs were next to their Mum but this one was put in with a Mum who already had a calf. I want to buy the calf and for it to be my pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 You could get it to do backing vox on Neon too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted March 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 Would do a better job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 I bet it couldn't hold that new extended note at the end though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 You can buy a calf through Oxfam...but it goes to someone in Africa. Gutted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 Apparently cows give good head. (Something to do with their tongues getting wrapped around your balls. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_inthehills Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 Apparently cows give good head. (Something to do with their tongues getting wrapped around your balls. )Sue Denim! You go and wash your brain out with soap! You've been offshore too long! You need civilising again.(funny though)peteinthehills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 Hog, you can have my cow........I'll need to divorce her first though..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 Apparently cows give good head. (Something to do with their tongues getting wrapped around your balls. )I would imagine they could quite easily suck it off... literally...Plus calves have teeth not sharp ones' date=' but teeth all the same... Cows are ace though. My dad has a large herd of dairy fresians on his farm (the black and white ones..) and the calves are just the cutest things ever.Except when they stand on your toes, even at just a few weeks old it still hurts.[/color'] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 I want a piglet so much. I love them, I'd cuddle it all the time and it would squeal in my face and I'd go awww a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Cadet Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 I want a Goat - They are so cool! I once worked a lambing season on a farm - It was grim - put me off sheep/lambs for life (Unless they are on my plate of course)I'm terrified of cows - I have nightmares that they will trample me to death - Aaaargh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 I do farming work dueing the summer and im terrified of cows! Im telling you, one day they're all going to realise that they're bigger and tougher than us human beings and they're going to take over the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 A cow is for ever, not just for Easter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 I want a Goat - They are so cool! They are not.A some years back, former colleague's wife ended-up in a coma after her pet goat decided to playfully head-butt her when she bent over to do something in the garden. She eventually died & the goat later got barbequed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 I do farming work dueing the summer and im terrified of cows! Im telling you' date=' one day they're all going to realise that they're bigger and tougher than us human beings and they're going to take over the world.[/quote']No they wont, pound for pound they must be the most stupid creatures in the world.....o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 click on the cow...http://www.cowabduction.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Cows With Guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 get some goats aswell...there always funny to watch whilst they scare children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted March 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 This cow rocks. Im serious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 aww, I'd have a farm with Shetland Ponies and Highland Cows. And pigs, but only the sporty, athletic looking ones, none of those fat slobby pigs that lie around in shit all day. I want to go to Doonie's now, anyone know if it's still open to the public? I used to go all the time as a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 aww' date=' I'd have a farm with Shetland Ponies and Highland Cows. And pigs, but only the sporty, athletic looking ones, none of those fat slobby pigs that lie around in shit all day. I want to go to Doonie's now, anyone know if it's still open to the public? I used to go all the time as a kid.[/quote']Can you advise me, what wine goes best with shetland pony? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Start Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 You could always get a Fainting Goat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 And pigs' date=' but only the sporty, athletic looking ones, none of those fat slobby pigs that lie around in shit all day. [/quote']So Posh Spice then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 'some people call them nervous goats' well yeah, if you're going to chase a goat around with an umbrella it might get a little bit freaked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 You could always get a Fainting Goat...here I am sitting bored in college in the IT centre...and my sides hurt from laughing, THAT IS THE BEST THING IV SEEN IN AGES!!!! heheee fainting goats...I want one, I'd chase it with a pink brolly any day:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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