Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 My favourites are:coming back from Glasgow with 4 drunk girls in my car listening to Lightning Bolt - Ride the Skies:"Can you please turn your music down or off. Its starting to affect me."Getting a Sizzler on nightshift. Turning to go out and got THIS from a drunk, handicapped lady:"You've got a shit afro"Walking between The Cross pub and HJB's, I got this from someone:"hey you, your pubes are growing out of yer head!"share yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar Graham Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 No, go outside or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew. Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 "i hope you die in your sleep" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 my mate, while wearing a long black jacket got this (from a ned who just threw half a brick at him across a road):"oi, matrix cunt!"/x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skuzzlebutt Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 my mate' date=' while wearing a long black jacket got this (from a ned who just threw half a brick at him across a road):"oi, matrix cunt!"/x[/quote']quality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 to someone witha beard : "oi, just cos you've got hair round your hole, no need to talk like a cunt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Might I direct you to the Onion Terror forum, where there's a very similar thread on the best insults ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fli$ Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 On sitting down next to and saying hello to one of my 'mates':"fuck off Fliss, you're about as fun as AIDs" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 One of my friends came up with 'I'm gonna rape your first born'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy pixie Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 wasn't directed at me, but i loved the insult:"you have the social skills of a rabid baboon"also, very sad i know, but i love the idea of biting your thumb at someone to insult them, he he."No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir."heh heh...and my all time favourite"your ma!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 I once fell asleep on the sofa with my mouth wide open (that's how i sleep, attractive I know) and Paulscoconutass farted in my face. All I could manage to say was "My mouth was open!! You will never find a wife." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 "ginger hair"3/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 my dad once said to another driver in a fit of road rage"hey min, are you a prick or somthing?"classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keira Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Father Swanson is the best person ever, I've decided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morlun Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 my mate' date=' while wearing a long black jacket got this (from a ned who just threw half a brick at him across a road):"oi, matrix cunt!"/x[/quote']Had something similar. Whilst wearing my leather coat. Some neds decided to start bellowing "Morpheus" and "welcome to the real world" repeatedly. The fact that I am under 6 foot tall, had shoulder length hair at the time and that I am not black seemed to pass them by Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Had something similar. Whilst wearing my leather coat. Some neds decided to start bellowing "Morpheus" and "welcome to the real world" repeatedly. The fact that I am under 6 foot tall' date=' had shoulder length hair at the time and that I am not black seemed to pass them by [/quote']"Hoy! Spikey-heed! Aye you min, spikes! Aright spikey? Are you Gareth Gates or something? Aye you, spikey min wi the spikes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 "your eyebrows make you look like a clown"That's tremendous! /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 this lil ned on my bus when i used to go to school called me bothan "ass goblin"and a "pink flamingo"talk about lack of decent insults... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Baldy.I look on it as more of an observation than an insult. There is a good one in Blade:Trinity along the lines of 'you horse humping thunderc**t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeker Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 "ginger bastard" or others involving the obvious ginger slant.Wow. very perceptive you son of a motherless goat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 "Hoy! Spikey-heed! Aye you min' date=' spikes! Aright spikey? Are you Gareth Gates or something? Aye you, spikey min wi the spikes!"[/quote'] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowan Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 i was in Asda getting my shopping, up at the checkout..I had a single chocolate muffin, a micro meal for 1, a small salad and a scot adds..ChecKout Operator: "I bet you 5 your single"Me: "How can you tell, does my shopping give it away?"ChecKout Operator: "No, its because your an Ugly Bas%%" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 i was in Asda getting my shopping' date=' up at the checkout..I had a single chocolate muffin, a micro meal for 1, a small salad and a scot adds..Chechout Operator: "I bet you 5 your single"Me: "How can you tell, does my shopping give it away?"Chechout Operator: "No, its because your an Ugly Bas%%"[/quote']harsh.and it's checkout.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Baldy.There is a good one in Blade:Trinity along the lines of 'you horse humping thunderc**tIt's cock-juggling thundercunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Once in Exodus I was told I looked like Pete Doherty. I was not impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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