Untitled Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 does anyone have any decent ways of getting lazy assed people out of bed that doesnt hurt them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 hold their nose closed, or urinate over them.hey! it works. (probably) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Past Experiance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Set the bed on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connie Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 hold their nose closedHahahaha, that is the funniest thing ever to do to people who snore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Shake Hands With the boss over their face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Maverik Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Put on some Barbara Streisand reallyloud and make sure the stereo isn't within reach. Watch them shoot out of bed to the off button! Andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor_dB Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 I let my dogs in the room and they jump on you. Always fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 I let my dogs in the room and they jump on you. Always fun. small children do a similar thing.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Wet sponge always does the trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 www.potterpuppetpals.comdo that to themBother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_chile Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 play a snare drum as loud as possible next to their face.....works with my brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonty84 Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 At Hillhead in first year, me and my next door neighbour were the MASTERS of this. Anytime we were up before our mates and were really bored, we'd go to their door, set Pete's 100W amp up, plug a mike in, turn it up to 11 and shout 'LOBS! GET THE FUCK UP!' relentlessly whilst filming the whole thing for posterity, including their (usually) furious reaction when they come to the door. We got bored of that so Pete started playing 'classic' rock riffs on his Les Paul. Still got loads of videos of waking people up, absolutely hillarious if anyone wants to see them.Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest b-bert Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 get a group of friends and have an "aiyah rammy" on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest b-bert Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Shake Hands With the boss over their face.that is disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Shake Hands With the boss over their face.yeh, the boss could be a fat, slimy middle aged man that smells of BO, wouldnt like that in the morning(btw, yes I know what it really means) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 lick their eyeballs.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 does anyone have any decent ways of getting lazy assed people out of bed that doesnt hurt them?curried eggs and 10 guinness the night before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 put a cloth in a bowl of water and ice till it is freezing, and then put it on their head. or play teh happy tree friends theme tune loud, on repeat. OR.....slap them really hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor_dB Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 OR.....slap them really hard.What part of "that doesn't hurt them" do you not understand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 well... the idea is that they r so asleep it wont hurt them!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 well... the idea is that they r so asleep it wont hurt them!?does that mean that if you get run over by a bus whilst asleep.. it wouldnt hurt when you woke up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 then the likely hood of waking up is very small methinks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 then the likely hood of waking up is very small methinks!i think you're an idiot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 I've always found the 'pink moustache' method very effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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