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I was a major Nirvana geek from the age of 16 onwards, kinda spoilt it when I read a biography of Kurt and realised he was a bit of a bellend. (IMO) They have some tunes but I don't think all the b-side releases and crap that came out a few years ago was un-necessary. Who wants to hear smells like teen spirt played in a shed again?

yeah, i'd second that, they make some weird noises and there are heaps of them living in aberdeen.

The creators of those forever alone pics just jizzed themselves.

dunno but I once came pretty damn close to that with an LDV Convoy and a horse box in the yard of a very expensive house! Its like a rubix cube, you think you just cracked it but all a sudden you realise you've fucked it up completely!! I got one of those WTF R U DOOIN looks from the owners of the house!

can't wait for this one!

I have a horizontal harry potter on my forehead due to running with untied laces and meeting the corner of a concrete slab on the way to the ground when i was 4 or 5. X-(

apart from watching star wars, star trek and finding nemo I have also neither clicked on, seen or listen to a hole album of the above. I didn't read a book containing fiction from 2002 to 2009, and since then its only been "the very hungry caterpillar" and the like.

Happening this Friday, its going to be acetastic!

Seconded! card gets blocked whenever I buy some computer hardware online but if some knobber rips of my details and buys 50 itunes tracks, cinema tickets in london and pays council tax for a london address they are blissfully unaware. Three times its happened!!

surely the national anthem can't be sung without a tin of tennants in one hand and most of the words missed out

Surely the "Ultrasonic" bit makes it inaudible to humans? XP

I've had a few unexplained potential "ghost" experiences in my life time. Often I've seen a figure walking past windows or walking out of a room. Sometimes its linked with the feeling like there is someone there or maybe I would just feel some thing moving behind me and turn around and see a shadow disapear. The figure is always black like a shadow with no features. I remember as a kid describing it like a biker in all black leathers and a black helmet. I also sometimes get a draft blown across my face in random situations, usually before I'm about to do something dodgy with some piece of heavy machinery. It's probably easily explainable. It used to happen a lot offshore where there are ducts and vents all over the shop but it is always just like a puff of air rather than constant air flow. Personally I like to think its someone telling me to wise the fuck up! Its just a way of dealing with death for me but I'm happy with believing it, I don't care if someone can prove its bollocks! Keeps me from going mental...... edit: forgot to add, really believe vibrations and low frequency sound can have an effect on the brain that we really don't understand.

the future will be like today, just more expensive and chinese.

You could do some major damage to the output transformer running a mis-matched cab, worst case I think you can melt it with heavy (ab)use!! I'd not take that gamble with someone else's Park! Rewiring your cab, or borrowing a 16ohm cab are by far the easiest options!

Ta, bit of a breakdown in inter-band-comm's there abdy knew except me! Rock on!!

Do you know who's supporting?

Not a personal dig, but is the reason for going to uni not so that you can get a highly paid job with your hard earned qualification?

my first instrument was a Prince Y20 3/4 size classical, had it since I was 10 or 11, I broke the neck in two on the school bus many years ago but with a little Araldite a steel rod to keep it together the little fucker still plays! still got the original strings on it too!

1. New Zealand has to be on top of my list, claim a NZ passport and see Christchurch, though I believe I might have missed that opportunity.... 2. Iceland for some offroading sillyness 3. Buckie for a night on the sauce

nice guitar that!

sssshhh!! yeah I go round pubs and nick fag machines

on the current trend: the shitter in my house, fart loudly in it an it will block up, how could someone fuck up the design of a toilet so bad that it doesn't pass an average size piece of shit without backing up!! off trend: couriers, booked one last Tuesday to collect and deliver and Ebay item on Thursday. Its Monday and still no sign so I called up and they agreed to collect today giving no reason as to why no one showed up on Thursday. The guy looking for his purchase also called up today and they told him they would collected 09:20 tomorrow. I check with them again and they agreed that it will be collected tomorrow but between 09:00 and 17:00...... o_O

Anyone want a Ciggarette vending machine or 6? I'm looking to shift about 6 Ciggarette Vending machines. 3 machines look to be in working order and 3 in pieces plus a box of spares. Nay fags though. Also a johnny machine available! Anyone interested send me a PM for more details.

there's a guy on here looking to swap a jizzmaster, you'd get a deal there!!

Theyre a bit of a lol, the convention mouse trap giving the mouse the experience of "oh cheese, I'll just climb up here an*DEATH*" OR the human trap experience "oh look cheese, I'll just climb up here and get i*AAAAAAAARGGGGHHHH* FUCKKKKKKK!!!! OMG MY LEG I'M GOING TO DIE FUCK FUCK FUCK *several hours of agenising pain later* OH FUCK THAT HUMAN IS COMING TO KILL ME, FUUUUUUCK!!!! AAAARRRGGGGHH SHITE THERE TAKING ME OUT SIDE!!! FUCK!!! SHIT!! I'M GOING TO GET EATEN BY A CAT, I'LL NEVER SURVIVE WITH THIS FUCKED LEG!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU HUMANE TRAPS!!!!!!!!!! For more mouse experiences please purchase my book "shite mouse tales" on Amazon now for 76.99