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Anyone know what the "air raid siren" that goes off now and again in the Tullos area is for? Am I diving under my desk unnecessarily?

what happened to Turning 13????

You can't really grow a proper tache in a month though. A proper tache being one that prevents the wearer from eating things like jam on toast as the tache acts like some sort of toast sweeping brush proir to the toast entering the mouth.

sold

or go retro and get an ethernet cable!

there is much I am still to learn!

fuck that, it's better to do the ironing each morning 10mins before you have to get out the door, while eating your burnt toast much less depressing

I have a Car Transporter Trailer for sale. 5ft11 by 16ft bed, 2.5tonne rated. Its about 3years old, made by Aberdeen Trailers. Twin axle, fully functioning auto reverse brakes and lights. The bed is open so gives excellent access under a car, I used it as a set of mobile ramps a number of times. Can load 4x4's and lowered cars with out issues. PM me for further details.

I get all OCD in that type of situation. I'd have every bottle facing the correct direction, every table and chair perfectly square to the walls etc etc, just something to do to pass the time. Think the years of working offshore have broken me!

you get people who make a living solely from repairing other people central heating you know, there have even been companies set up that do this! Mental!

Prelude to the Hunt Turning Thirteen Snake Temple Kings, though I have failed completely to catch them live, there album is ace! Transmanta, though I don't think I caught them live this year, I did have a jam with them tho! Glassman before the tatties went over the side.

Apparently the scandal is that a lot of posties don't even take the parcels out the van or delivery and just post the slips. My village post office is run by the most grumpy woman ever but the post service is brilliant, all the posties are really helpful. Up until the last couple of weeks all my parcels were delivered to the part dismantled unlocked car on my lawn, signatures provided by the cat who took up residency in it. anyone for a banjo dual?

In previous word versions I think the name would have came from the registered user of the software, maybe if it is not specified it reverts to "author". In word 97 the details came from the registered licence holder. not sure on the newer versions, the version of 2007 I use picks up my work user name, but it doesn't do it for everyone, some people only aprear as "author" or "registered user".

In word 2007 the change is done here: Review>Track Changes>Change User Name>Popular>Personalize your copy of Microsoft Office>User name: Jimmy Cranky

could it be that your word is set with defualt user details, as was the previous users so you are both editing as "registered user" or something like that? If you forward me you bank details we can proceed with resolving the issue, Thank you please.

Sorry man I've not got the time, cheers tho!

its not acting dude, its all real! Pet hate: people who just stand in the way as you try to get off the train in the morning, especially when you have a bike or case.

Maybe this could be the basis of a simple points based scoring system, might I suggest catogories such as "Nom value" and "portion sizes" rating from 1 to 10 on tastiness and volumes, "grease content" measuring the part per mouthful grease quantity in ml, "change left from 20quid" as a measure of value and the all important "number of stools past in the 24hours post meal".

Very tasty, huge portions and not at all greasy. I'm aways a bit dubious about small town places as alot seem to get by on simply being the only place for miles and just serve greasey ming, not the case at all there.

Castle Chinese Take away in Dufftown, just off the square, is really good. Only a 100mile round trip from aberdeen.

whats a ratchet strap without a rachet then?

do you live onboard a ship in the 1800's?

someone mentioned autoglass adverts, i cant find the post but I have to second that! I have two chips on my windscreen, they've been there for 2 years and I've driven over countless potholes, speedbumps, squirrels and offroad, had my heater on max while it is freezing outside and still my windscreen is in one piece. When it does break I'm going to call Scotglass, just because they don't have an annoying advert! bloody jingle! /radge

I could take a look at them man, send me a PM if you can figure out how to on this new site.