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This is tonight everyone.

Joanna Newsom giving me the thumbs up last night.

I wouldn't fret it, you are a tory, I am sure you have taken plenty of buggerings after rugger practice.

Hank Scorpio episode is my all time favourite as well. Closely run by The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson episode, which because it has the world trade centre in it, tv assholes rarely ever play anymore.

I would think Malones would be. Malones is a fantastic pub if anyone ever wondered.

He might do, he owns the largest collection of hatchbacks in europe.

I feel really sorry for Valencia, he seems like a really nice guy and I love his no nonsense footballing style. It was genuinely upsetting for me to see that happen tonight. On the plus side he proved he is hard as fuck, ankle dangling off and he is merely signaling to the bench he may need to be substituted, no fucking about, if he could have been strapped up to carry on, he would have.

I think it is a disgrace that Levein celebrated that last gasp goal, he should have stuck a gun in his mouth, pulled the trigger and slumped to the floor bleeding from his ears. In other news, I watched my beloved England prove once again that they will win Euro 2012 and all future world cups.

I posted this on twitter yesterday, and then this happened. Bad vibes. Farmer Bales Himself In Hay?Video

This is such a pointless transfer if it goes through. It also proves that 'Arry is a total bellend and will buy anyone with a name if it is a deal. He admitted he hadn't even thought of the player until Madrid had contacted him. I imagine the situation was Real Madrid getting desperate to get rid of a named player they didnt want and the phone call was as below (they got a cockney from Real Madrid to phone him for the sake of making a deal happen). RM: Hi is this 'Arry? HR: Wotcha, this is 'Arry. RM: 'Arry me old mucka, I've got a fackin belting deal for ya. HR: I'm all steers and queers my son. RM: Right, just yesterday, i was daaawn the transfer market speaking to those german cunts at bayern munich offering our lad RVDV at 18 million of the queens finest paaands. When I fought to myself. I daaant want to sell this lad to the fackin jerrys. Next fing i know i cancel the fackin deal. HR: So whatcha given me a ring for then? RM: Well 'Arry, when I got back to spain the bosses said they want fackin shot of the lad at any cost. And thats when I thought about you 'Arry. HR: Hold on a fackin minute, are you calling me a wheeler fackin dealer? Ive made my name as a top fackin manger..... RM: Calm daaan Arry, im calling to offer you the lad at a reasonable sum of fackin money. HR: Well i've already got 30 attacking midfielders in my fackin squad so its gonna have to be a right fackin good deal. RM: 8m of the queens finest Arry and the dutch lad is yours. HR: Its a fackin wheelin fackin dealin deal my son. RM: Nice one. Woops its past fackin 6pm. HR: Daaant worry the prem league owe me a few favours after a few kick backs from player transfers. RM: Sorted, phone ya in January for some more wheelin my son. I would say that is about 97% accurate.

It is pertaining to the game of billiards.

This is where the saying 'Ripping the heed aff' comes from.

Im guessing by your post in the other work thread, where you say where you work, you work in Primark.

There is no excuse for not going to anywhere in Aberdeen, because the city is tiny. Just for reference, the Captains Rest has a tube stop virtually outside it, Barfly has been shut for a long time and Cathouse is attached to central train station, so it does make travel issues a little simpler.

I don't think you guys understand what he is saying, being flown in a rocket that is not only PINK but also shaped like a PENIS is the ultimate insult before you die. Imagine being called gay on your death bed, terrifying.

It was my art of rape that made this possible.

Surely if you split him from behind, he will have every right to call you 'ghey'.

I am not a number two says Massa. He is correct, we all know that Alonso is the real shit. BBC Sport - F1 - I am not a number two, says Massa

Hahaha brilliant.

Blue Beauty has been officially laid to rest. 2000-2010

Not a pet hate, just a 'pure shiter' but there is no thread for that. Blue Beauty, the touring staple of many bands, today has slipped into a fuel injection related coma, it will be hooked up to life support over night to diagnose exact problems. If these problems total too many great british pounds to repair, then it will be sent to the great metal graveyard in the skies. 100,000 touring miles completed without a single mechanical problem, yes it got a flat battery from time to time, new windows and tyres have been needed. But one cruel act may end its life. My thoughts are with its family at this time, Focus, Fiesta and Mondeo.

This just dumbfounded me.

If RHL were on just before HcDP, then they were one of the blandest bands I have ever heard. Even my brother who likes everything thought they were pish.

Just spotted Plinth riding in a car near Stonehaven. Real stalker stuff.

I have mainly been refreshing viva la vinyl and collective-zine for days in the hope that something really insane was to come to out of this story. But, nothing really.