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I'm truly astonished that beast is younger than I am.

MM are you able to vote in the upcoming independence referendum? If so, #SalmondsScotland.

From next season.

We can all agree Miley Cyrus is great though. She once bought me a drink, then crinkled up the receipt and told me that she would never claim it back on tax. I've respected her ever since.

They sold Mata and De Bruyne for about 50m, but they spent 21m on Matic, 12m on Salah,13m for Zouma and an undisclosed huge wedge on Traore. So break even at best I would think.

A CV is only for dicks who can't nepotism.

Ear injury.

It's ok to sniff cocaine, to see what it smells like etc... It's snorting it that makes you a hash head.

I listened to his interview with Clive Woodward on my drive up north tonight. It was actually quite a good listen, apart from his annoying insistence he is an "analytical" person. His comments on Rooney during the interview came in a part about the psychology of being a footballer. Barton commented that he thinks Rooney is an outstanding footballer and probably more naturally gifted than Ronaldo, but he lacks the psyche to have ever committed to being obsessive about football, where as he notes that Ronaldo is a freak in this way and absolutely obsesses over ever part of his game, fitness etc... That's where he brought up that you could never imagine Ronaldo having a fag and drinking in his off time. But overall he was very positive about Rooney. The interview is on as a podcast on five live website, I'm too lazy to supply a link.

United will win 4-0 easily tonight. There is no proof that Bayern are even remotely good at football. On a side note, everyone wanting Liverpool to win the league, please step outside and have a fucking word with yourself. Imagine the gloating from their fans, just actually imagine it.

If it is still showing Adam, I would 100% recommend going to see Dark Universe in the planetarium of the Museum of Natural History. It is mind meltingly good.

What ever you do, do not go and see the Livia Scott show there. I went a couple of weeks ago and it was quite literally the worst thing I've ever seen in a room packed full of arrogant cunts.

Has he given you a clean piss?

I am supeised by that.

She sounds like a hot emo, get fired in.

I'll be there, jock stein upper, standing free as fuck.

I don't disagree. But that is what Dubya was alluding to.

VCR is a different format from the VHS format we most likely had in our homes.

Lifestyle Jesus is a genuinely brilliant name for a song.

If you all hate each other so much, just glass each other the next time you cross paths for fuck sake.

I had a look at my united emails to see any obvious fakery. Only thing that looks different is the * beside the telephone number is normally one line below and not next to the actual number. Also though, I looked at my terms and conditions and they can suspend your season ticket if you don't buy cup tickets.

I'm already depressed thinking about the return of "Rangers" to the top division. In the 18 months since their absence, it has allowed a few teams to actually make a leap to become slightly more competitive. Being realistic, Celtic will probably win the league by a margin of about 20 points this season. With another season under their belts and being capable of adding a few players, you could realistically see aberdeen or motherwell/Dundee United etc... being capable of winning maybe 4 or 5 more games over the next season, perhaps bringing celtics winning margin within an actual touching distance. Then, bang, a version of rangers will be back, dope their way to near the top, making the last few seasons redundant in terms of progress. I can't think of anything worse than "Rangers" coming back to the top.

It's Rob Swire, man united legend. Not to be confused with some other cunt called Rob Swire who plays for some cunts called pendulum.

Fireplace flume, the new ride at aberdeen beach. That would be a flue you're talking about.

I doubt it, this girl only screwed one minor, not a nation of them.