The male equivalent of sex in the city is wanking on to an old crumpled up bra catalogue, then crying as you lay back down on your forty year old brown sofa while slowly lifting a bottle of bells 8 year to your mouth as you breath your last breath.
I can't wait for Israel to qualify for 2022 and for a lot of footballers to all come out as homosexual just before the cup, causing a massive political shit storm.
Alas not the end of PVH. But if you are desperate to see us play (which I imagine almost everyone is) then you should probably come to this show as it will be a long time until we play again!
I expect him to say BUUUUUDDDDY after everything because he is an emotional incarnation of Pauly Shore. I love the part where he is slagging of kids for not having a measly $90 to go to a show, down to earth.
Being tight fisted and not owning a modern console, I am borrowing a PS3 today, buying this game and spending all week in my pants becoming some sort of pathetic loser/lives biggest winner playing this almost non stop.
I am also going to be in Aberdeen when this is on, so would also like to purchase someones spare ticket if they have one. Please PM me if you do. THANKS!
I am going to south america for quite a few weeks, canny wait to get kidnapped/held for randsom/inevitable stockholm syndrome/get married to kidnapper.
Errors set list was: BRIDGE OR CLOUD SUPERTRIBE SORRY ABOUT THE MESS TOES JOLOMO SONGOS YA MONGOS BEARDS SALUT FRANCE GERMANY MR MILK A RUMOUR IN AFRICA PUMP