HeinzHines

Yeah no problem, I shall post it through your door later tonight covered in dog shit to mask the smell of your lies!

If this is true I am offering you either guestlist for this show if you don't have a ticket already, or a copy of the new record if you do.

Last night was a total ab-music stalkers dream, I suspect John W was in the room, drooling. Sorry to everyone who used the male toilet last night in C35, I had to take about 15 emergency dumps in there throughout the evening.

Im leaving my house right now, I am gonna get pissed up then molest someone, I DONT EVEN CARE WHO

My current latest favourate joke of this style is: How many pitchfork writers does it take to change a lightbulb? 3.2

Can we please all agree to stop typing the words 'target man' in this thread, I am nearly blind from repetitive reading of said words. Manchester United were great today, brilliantly played out tactics.

Can I have a PM with the gossip also please!

That is because you are pure headline material. I am hoping to get to this, outside forces depending.

It is raw tomato in a sandwich that really gets me. At least with lettuce it doesn't taint the whole sandwich with its evil, vile, shite, wrench inducing taste. I can openly admit I am racist to raw tomato. Cooked in something, fantastic, but if it is raw, it might as well be taking our jobs.

Evra really is top drawer, a truly great player and I honestly think he has been just as important as Rooney for United this season. To top it all off he is a total comedian. Watching the game tonight was a delight and torture for me. I bottled out of putting a tenner on United for a 3-1, deciding saving a tenner was probably a financially sound idea, missed out on 160. On a plus side, right up the cunts.

It is 'Beat the Bookies', which honestly is a belter of a track.

Yet it appears you have had a hard time grasping it.

I did actually wonder if that was you, but didn't feel like having an awkward moment!

Two Supras on one street to choose from as well.

All seven that my school made me do. Sorry for not including that.

Some photos of some proper rough football fights in Ireland. BBC Sport - Football - Photos from the abandoned Newry v Larne Irish Cup match

I went to Warehouse for the first time last night, the floor is a total death trap. Apart from that, I thought it was quite good.

Is that a jar of severed penises on the shelf?

I can't stop thinking about him wearing an old Arsenal training top, it doesn't make any sense.

I was going to post this, reminds me so much of Alan Partridges chat with Chris Morris regarding local farmers. I honestly thought someone was going to scream THESE CHICKENS ARE SCARED.

HAVE awesome lyrics, still alive for one more show at least

Two little bellends, with clamidia spotted penis' trying to start shite when you are simply out late buying cigarettes. PS: "do you know who i am?" PPS: It is hard to tell when you are rooted to the floor nearly unconscious you little fuck.

Ball rolling. IMAGE DELETED

How can you conceivably know this!

Here is a collection of phone photos from my 2009. On tour with Mogwai, I think this is in Toulouse. Took me forever to get this shot on my phone, but really love the over exposed madness. A longer story behind this one that I can't be bothered explaining. The best backstage area I have ever seen. Schiphol airport Lego, I think it is a nice photo, of no relevance. Nice photo of a bridge. Being cooked for by some real life mafia, photo taken on the sly. Going to Thomann's actual store in the middle of fucking nowhere! Was incredible though, really wish I had taken some proper photos. Another photo with a longer story attached, but I think it looks good anyway. Finally a bridge in Koln, that had padlocks all along it that people use to propose to people or just declare their love for one another. It is quite an incredible sight. I had an incredibly fun year, but 2010 already promises so much more. It really is fun being alive.