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Dobbies in Hazlehead do them for like 3 quid each don't they? By the way hamsters absolutely reek, they piss all over you and their teeth are nasty when thrust into a thumb.

Without even thinking I had my entire make-up bag in my hand luggage while going to London last month and got the entire thing taken off me. Had to go buy it all back in duty free. I was fucking raging but it was my own fault.

I love his ''Time For Heroes'' cover.

How could anyone want to punch Camie?

14, broken sunshine at drakes - if you want to call that a gig. Good times.

Who's supporting?

Haha, awesome.

Isn't that the whole point of halloween?

While drunk the other night I let a friend sabotage me with a needle and earring. I have become rather attached to it, but having never had anything done before I don't know how to stop the pus coming etc. So far I have slathered myself in TCP, but is it salty water you're supposed to use?

OMG X192473194 How exciting, I cannot wait.

Yas Plz. And thats not only because of John.

Ticketmaster pretty much is satan though. Actually getting off yer arse and wlaking to the box office/one up saves a fiver.

Only one needed. pm plzzz

Yeah, I think you will probably need an amputation.

I hope its both, gonnae be a belter.

Top 50 Ultimate Student Anthems 2006 1) I Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor Arctic Monkeys 2) Mr Brightside The Killers 3) I Predict A Riot Kaiser Chiefs 4) Take Me Out Franz Ferdinand 5) This Charming Man The Smiths 6) Hounds Of Love The Futureheads 7) Nave The Kooks 8 ) Last Nite The Strokes 9) Banquet Bloc Party 10) Love Will Tear Us Apart Joy Division 11) Monster The Automatic 12) We Are Your Friends Justice vs Simian 13) Sugar We're Going Down Fall Out Boy 14) Common People Pulp 15) Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana 16) Helicopter Bloc Party 17) Apply Some Pressure Maximo Park 18 ) Don't Look Back Into The Sun The Libertines 19) Do You Want To Franz Ferdinand 20) House Of Jealous Lovers The Rapture 21) Teenage Kicks The Undertones 22) Cigarettes And Alcohol Oasis 23) I Am The Resurrection Stone Roses 24) Song 2 Blur 25) Time For Heroes The Libertines 26) Born Slippy Underworld 27) Over And Over Hot Chip 28 ) Decepticon Le Tigre 29) Fools Gold Stone Roses 30) Power Out Arcade Fire 31) In The Morning Razorlight 32) Insomnia Faithless 33) Baywatch Theme Sunblock 34) My Generation The Who 35) Blue Monday New Order 36) Club Foot Kasabian 37) Are You Gonna Be My Girl Jet 38 ) Bang Bang Dirty Pretty Things 39) Valerie The Zutons 40) When The Sun Goes Down Arctic Monkeys 41) Dreaming Of You The Coral 42) Plug In Baby Muse 43) All These Things I've Done The Killers 44) Sweet Child O Mine Guns N Roses 45) Fake Tales Of San Francisco Arctic Monkeys 46) Panic The Smiths 47) Just Radiohead 48 ) Voodoo People Prodigy 49) Alright Supergrass 50) Girls And Boys Blur

anyone know? Sorry, it's probably common knowledge.

Yeah, I went to a private party in the SObar a wee while ago actually.

What do you get when you mix a penis and a potato? A DICTATOR

Enjoyed them so much last time you're back for more then?

What's Richard Hammond's favourite band? Jet. What do you call a spider with no legs? A Raisin. MY FAVOURITE JOKE EVER: What's brown and sticky? A Stick.

YAYAYAYYAYYAYAY Can't wait.

Banging, I will be there getting my groove on.

Channel Four incorportaed have been milking it all day. ''Captain Russel Brand'' indeed.

MInes too old to be viewed I think. It was definately about Broken Sunshine. OH, the good old days.