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I know. It's only sold out so people can sing along to ''Naive''. I suggest a break-in to the music hall?

Awww what the fuck. How much are they going for on ebay?

I used to really want my nipple pierced and nearly got persuaded to do it at T in the Park (DONT ASK). My friend got hers done at Richards in her lunch break and never had a problem, so who knows. DO IT YOURSELF??

This thread is famous. I incoherently slurred something to Amy Sawers and co last night in Drummonds about sparkles and bearded men. Help me.

I saw some Banksy work in Durham - I got excited and took photos. Highlight of my fucking trip. The guy does have some points to make; I read the majority of his ''Wall and Piece'' in Borders Bookshop in Glasgow one day (I refuse to pay for a book). Spray paint yeah?

I'd love to go to Thailand. p.s don't die without going to Australia, Singapore or Fiji. Unmissable.

I went to Tyrebagger on Sunday and half of the sculptures seem to have gone. The ''American Bison'' are looking a tad shabby and threadbare. Stones are missing from the cave thing aswell. Who's up for an artist's rampage? lepeep getting written about on the net = cool.

She will get all the Ramsy Street boys now! Maybe Harold could go goth too?

If that happened I would actually pee myself. Back to topic, Larrikin Love would be quite exciting. They're playing Glasgae and Edinburgh soon.

top five cheap alcoholic shit: 1.Lambrini 2.Buckfast 3.White Lightning 4.Chambrini 5.White label vodka from asda.

top five things to put a penis into (excluding body parts): 1. jet engine 2. car exhaust 3. chainsaw blade 4.tub of cement 5. frying pan

Top five kicthen appliances: 1. toastie maker. 2. oven 3. kettle 4.microwave 5.dishcloth

Yeah, I read that. Just before he admits to being a thatcher fan. And his wife is 25.

Although I don't really agree, I think the Arctic Monkeys will get it.

I think the most authentic stuff is from Ikea (black label, 4.2%?), you can buy it for next to nothing.

Rome is pretty much my favourite European city. TOP TEN AS SEEN BY ME: 1. Spanish Steps. I don't care what anyone says, its awesome. Full of drunk people to have banter with and you see the occasional marriage proposal. Free. 2. Trevi Fountain, go at night when it is all lit up. And chuck the penny in etc. Also Free. 3. Sistine Chapel - Beautiful, for some reason I cried. It's full of disrespectful tourists and you've got to get up at around 7.30am to queue as they only allow a certain number of people in the Vatican city. Very expensive. 4. Numerous chapels and churches that you will come across, the ones away from the beaten track are best. 5. I think its called the Victor something monument. Huge white building with horse statues on top. There is a large grass roundabout infront which you can sit on, go at night - but not too late because it shuts at like 4/5pm. 6. Colloseum, obv. Full of tourists, beggars and shitty stalls. Got to queue for fucking ages and its expensive. Half of it is always shut down for restoration anyway. 7. Ride a vespa. Never did it myself but I don't think you could go to italy and not want to. 8. I've forgotton the name of it, but there's a huge park which overlooks the roman ruins and the entire city. Bit of a mission up there but worth it. 9. Eat pizza, pasta and ice-cream. OBV. 10. Go on ''Colloseum Booze Crawl''. End of.

Yeah, the crowne plaza is lovely. Not too far from Dam Square either. Whatever you do, don't stay in a place called the ''Prins Hendrik'' Hotel. You will regret it.

I saw one member of the band enscribe ''THE VIEW'' ontop of an Xfm poster at T in the Park. They are going to get bummed by the general public soon.

Oct 23 2006 - Leadmill - Sheffield Oct 24 2006 - Zodiac - Oxford Oct 25 2006 - The Waterfront - Norwich Oct 26 2006 - Northumbria University - Newcastle Oct 27 2006 - Moshulu - Aberdeen Oct 28 2006 - Liquid Rooms - Edinburgh Oct 30 2006 - Academy 2 - Manchester Oct 31 2006 - Wulfrun Hall - Wolverhampton Nov 01 2006 - Anson Rooms - Bristol Nov 02 2006 - Wedgewood Rooms - Portsmouth Nov 04 2006 - Yo-Yo @ Welly - Hull Nov 05 2006 - 53 Degrees - Preston Nov 06 2006 - Rescue Rooms - Nottingham Nov 07 2006 - The Fez - Reading Nov 08 2006 - Concorde - Brighton Nov 09 2006 - ULU - London

tbh, bebo will never beat myspace - in music or otherwise.

Shit - I forgot all about that.

I managed to see: SATURDAY: Jeff Mills Maximo Park PLacebo The Zutons Pharell (LOL) Damian Marley The Ordinary Boys RHCP SUNDAY Mr Scruff Magic Numbers (not out of own choosing) The Proclaimers (LOL) Hard Fi fucking Dirty Pretty Things Arctic Monkeys The Strokes The Who Had good banter in the Slam tent, Celidh tent and silent disco. Very pissed off at the times on the Sunday; everyone I wanted to see clashed. Once I was infront of the main stage I couldn't be bothered moving. But its ok because I bought a wedding dress for six pounds.

I didn't get either. Although, to be honest I slept past nine so what did I expect.

But their spelling sure as fuck hasn't. HAR HAR