A.Pel

This is awesome. Not paying forty quid a shot though - could catch them at T Also - I like ''Country Girl'', its a great song for the morning.

Say WHAT!? Thank you for makinf me aware of this fact. Also, that Danny Mac-na-mara really needs his teeth sorted. Going to be a ned-fest...but then, ain't everything?!

Its my friend's birthday. She has worn devil horns for the entire day. Spawn of satan indeed.

I've been on orange for many years and they've never really fucked me off. OK, once I did try to scam a new phone off them when someone urinated on mine but I guess I was being a bit too optimistic.

Eighteen quid? Err...sudden change of mind i think.

Actually, ''Talk Talk Talk'' is my favourite. Absolute anthem.

Boys will be be boys? That was a chune. Yeah, catchy song, Preston is fit and the lyrics raise a smile.

Was he fuck hot. Anyway - entertainment value has been increased since one of the new housemates is actually a man (appears female). Slezer, you know you want her.

Yeah, but he's still a twat. Richard and Pete are the handsome ones.

*did These artists have too much time on their hands. Although all this synchronisation is slightly magical/Da Vinci esque.

I'm glad Kebab has gone. Likewise with Dawn. And now Bonna. That Glynn boy is an absolute fag. Can't link three words together in a simple sentence and got well too excited over his lapdance from that wonky-boobed paedophile.

I met someone last night who queued from 4.15 to meet Pete and then went to the chipper with him afterwards. Said it was ''best gig of his life''

I joined bebo the other day and am quite dissapointed. Seriously, myspace all the way.

''Belladrum - homegrown heaven In the Highlands (you'll feel great and you'll smile a lot). The craic's amazing, the people friendly, families love it, the setting is stunning, the music blows you away and it's all on a relaxing human scale you can enjoy without that Tiananmen Square sensation of being overwhelmed by numbers Now in its third year, Belladrum Tartan Heart Festival offers over 90 acts on five stages over two days. New features include the Seedlings Stage for new or unsigned artists and the Venus Flytrap Palais, a stage totally dedicated to the wonderful and sometimes, frankly, weird in music, theatre, cabaret and performance art. All that and much, much more: street theatre; kids' entertainments; stalls, food and drink; alternative therapy; dance, etc. Keep an eye on this site as we up-date it with the latest additions to what promises to be an epic festival. As one of our patrons said of last year's event: 'I've been to most of the big UK festivals and Belladrum was the best by a long, long way. The atmosphere was spot on...''' I'm going to attempt to go this year - sounds banter and a fair few good bands also. '

That's a joke and a half I've actually really wanted a mullet for a while now. Could you make me look sexy?

Roflcopters are way better than lollerskates

-Insert appropriate streets lyrics-

Pete with his cock out last night was lovely. As for that Lisa - shes fucking ''MINT''. Her and that tall handosme gay one (Richard?) are my favourites. Seriously someone get that Shabaz sorted. Stealing and storing food? What are you...a fucking hamster?

I remember you advising me not to take it. And seeing a how shite higher went today, I think I'll change my mind.

I am predicting events similar to Lemon Tree ('02?).

Really shit internet/text talk. ''omg lyk tttly i hink u shld imho cum ot 2nite i luff u'' etc. Seriously, what in the name of fuck are you on about. Learn to spell/use all letters of a keyboard.