Da Fat Porn Star

I think it's only a 2 night gig, but you never know. The clip is over at wwe.com at the mo'.

Might have been interesting due to the fact that I know absolutely no-one on these here boards, but you have decided to conflict with my yearly SLF gig.

Death from Above 1969 Street Dogs Up In Flames compilation The Mooney Suzuki have been looking for some Waking Ophelia, but I can't find it for shit.

My Will Power

Oh I already have that. Pauly Shore. Amazing the man hasn't won an Oscar yet really. Buuuud-y

You know the one where the guy is running in his sleep? Anyone know the song? It's driving me insane!

Nina - 99 Red Balloons 9 to 5 - Dolly Parton Jolene - Dolly parton Kandy Pop - Bis I Wanna Rock - Twisted Sister

He didn't just toe poke it, it was a toe poke with accuracy (which is near impossible), power and bend. Fuciking bend...... on a toe poke.

Dave-y Boy Smith!

I'll see your Delicatessen and raise you a La Haine. Every country has excellent films, the same way as every country has utter bollox too. The thing is you have t keep your mind open to watching films. You can't just not watch, say, American films simply because you don't like The Fast and The Furious. The same way you can't just watch Japanese because you liked Ichi the Killer. Horses for courses.... unless you're Caligula.

That's all folks!

Damn the man! Save the Empire!

I went down the pub and realised I was too hungover to drink. I am a sad case of affairs. Too much boozing over the years has attacked my liver finally. Oh Mothers Day. Yeah, I gave my mum a DVD last week. I'd already bought it and thought she's there, I'm there and the DVD is too... why hang about until yesterday when she wanted the DVD anyway.

I hate those Baby On Board badges on the back of cars.... oh ok, I won't fucking crash into you NOW!

God, I used to faint on regular occassions... I think I have to formulae of blood + heat = faint. The best one was at a cooking class in the academy. I sliced half my thumb off with a huge knife and thought telling the teacher would be a good idea at that point. So I went up, maybe an idea to mention the teacher was about 5 foot nothing at the max, she started telling me off for using the wrong knife to cut an apple. Then.... timber! Dumb bitch tried to catch me. It ended up with me on top of her in the classroom with her wriggling about like a beetle on its back.

I think my fav has to be the one where Peter is desgining the toys at the factory. And come up with GI Jew. 'You call that a bagel?'

White Chicks Yes I saw it. Oh my fucking god. My brain melted.

But I'm on holiday boss.

Seems to me like 4 pages of how other people bring up arguements and how they just want to 'let it lie'. Ho-dee-hum.

You bet your sorry ass I would.

Apparantly he's a total cunt. Talented. But a cunt. What a world.

Too much reading! I was thin, now I'm fat coz of a pay off on the dole. Moral of the story? Don't give the unemployed beer.

The one on the left looks like he should be in bed with a Beachams.