Da Fat Porn Star

Cruise is doing to prove he's not gay and she's doing for major publicity.

Angle's on RAW now mate.

The sacriest thing is that there are people out there who actually care.

He isn't a 100% cunt.

Who gives a fuck? I've lost count of the points I've lost due to 'randomness' have you heard me complain? Get a fucking life.

I don't think I've ever heard it used here.

Speaking of those kind of names... I talked to a Mirjam Fokker on the phone at work the other week.

He was my sisters boss when she was there... which was.... ummmm... a while ago.

Funny I was just looking at this today. Another Viz great.

Yip, as soon as I saw those little wooden houses I thought 'Town Planning'.... obvious isn't it?

James Bond worked as a manager in Debenhams.

I remember having almost all the toys and playing 'Thundercats' at Primary School.

They could give one to me to curl up and hide in so I don't have to do any work.

I know a mad Irishman with the name Finbar McGuiness.... the best Irish name I've heard yet.

And here's me thinking is was the only houses that first time buyers could afford.

And wasn't Faith No More's gay keyboard player called Roddy Bottum?

My great aunt was named Rosie Buttons.

Old editor of the Beano - Ewan Kerr. A guy at my dads work, a Mr Mennie, named his child Jennifer Penelope Mennie. Not too bad until you realise the shortened.... Jenny Penny Mennie.

Myrtle is the best name ever. I once had to deal with a doctor at my work called Aye Aye Min.... I jest you not.

Yeah, JBL re-opened the staples he had in his face after Hardcore Homecoming.

It doesn't start until today. Evidently I'm the only one who didn't pick Dave. SmackDown! Bubba Ray Dudley SmackDown! Carlito RAW Christian RAW Edge SmackDown! Heidenreich SmackDown! Johnny Nitro RAW Muhammad Hassan RAW Triple H RAW Victoria

Trust me if you even like ECW a little bit you'll love it. Tanaka -v- Awesome stole the show. And Dreamers' face was an absolute bloody mess.

Done.

Miss being that excited by a PPV. 'Lock up your wives it's....... Eeeeddddddgggggeeee!'

CKY - Inflitrate.Destroy.Rebuild (with DVD) NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum How We Rock (Turbonegro, Zeke, Supersuckers, Danko Jones, Hellacopters)