Da Fat Porn Star

That was over 10 years ago, so I haven't the foggiest..... though I am guessing it involved alcohol.

Whenever a list contains either Little Britain or League of Gentlemen consider a load of shit. I read that in a fortune cookie.

That site has viruses coming out it's ass!

I have to work tomorrow, so I'm not a happy bunny. And it's the Broch holiday weekend so I'm doubly not happy!

A the good ol' days when Munch told Hobbes he hoped someone with slice his throat with a rusty razor.

What a real fucking car looks like!

I'd do anything for a Posh Noodle!

Surely not worse than that celeb colonic irrigation?

My itunes is usually on random on my comp and not even half my cds are on it yet so.... but it still makes for strange reading. Staind - Black (Pearl Jam cover) Johnny Cash - One A Perfect Circle - Weak and Powerless Cat Stevens - Father and Son The Beatles - Norwegian Wood Dougie MacLean - Caledonia 3 Doors Down - Kryptonite Breed 77 - The River Johnny Cash - In My Life Johnny Cash - Thirteen Dave Matthews - In My Life Opeth - Death Whispered a Lullaby Bright Eyes - Lover, I Don't Have To Love Bright Eyes - It's Cool, We Can Still Be Friends Johnny Cash - Solitary Man Johhny Cash - Personal Jesus A Perfect Circle - The Noose Disturbed - Fear DRI - God Is Broke Five Iron Frenzy - Walking On Sunshine Slayer - Bloodline Fiona Apple - Across The Universe Goldie Lookin' Chain - Guns Don't Kill People Rappers Do Jay-Z & Metallica - The Sandmans First Song Ten Foot Pole - This Is But A Test

Alan Rickman as the Doctor. Now that is what I call casting!

I got a minus scene point for this thread..... how ace is that?!

Where's the other 1/4?

Is there anyone who doesn't like Larson? Didn't he give it up to be a jazz musician too? I think my fav had to be the one in the western town where they are setting everyone up... one guy gets put up on the roof and the head geezer says something like'.... and for god sake Hank if you do get shot don't just slump over through yourself of the damn building.'

I remember the one where the devil got everyones soul because they signed it over on the small print on a contract, one with the ghosts of the gunslinger in the windmill, where marshall ends up back in time going out with his grandmother...

DSo I believe that Jeff was addicted to painkillers? Yes. If you remember though Eddie was sacked when his first addiction came to light. People overlook that fact. Lita? More atheltic moves? You are kidding me right? Her entire arsenal is a moonsault, hurricarana and a twist of fate. That is it. Most of the guys on the roster can perform a moonsault. Hell there are two guys, The Headshrinkers, in Japan that can do them... oh, BTW they are over 400lbs each. So I'd hardly call that an achievement. Hurricanrana? Well all of the guys who are lighter can perform that so..... and I'd hardly think the Undertaker or Big Show would really pull it off do you? The fact is Jeff was relying more and more on high spots to gain the fans interest in the ring. His actual wrestling skills are minimal and it was obvious towards the end of the Hardys tenure just who was going to break out... a clue was the name didn't start with J or L. Lita in ECW had more than just a slight reputaion for sleeping around with half the roster, hence her teparture. Edge has a reputation of being a prick in that respect too.... so it can hardly be surprising.

You know, I don't think we ever tried. But ironically enough (ironic because is in no way is it ironic) I now work for the NHS.

i used to have to drink shit loads of Lucozade due to the fact that doctors thought I had low blood sugar.... fools. they soon found out I was just a lazy cunt.

I'm not exactly sure those are the two I'd put forward in promoting a detox clinic.

The Office was ok, but it was highly overrated. It was just another bandwagon for people 'in teh know' to jump on. Same as Little Britain, same as League of Gentlemen.

If I remember correctly Edge and his wife split a year or so ago. As for Matt being envious of Jeff and Lita? Lita being a no talent, droning, boring bitch and Jeff being sacked and turning up a year later on TNA I highly doubt it's the case.

Why are these things always on when I'm working the next fucking day??

Officer Dibble from Top Cat.