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Da Fat Porn Star

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  1. I don't really give much of a shit. I want to go to more gigs, but unless they move through here that ain't going to happen much. I just want to eventually make it to a Radio Lucifer gig, every time I want to go something fucking turns up. Don't get me wrong there are people who sound decent enough, btu I won't lose any sleep over not meeting them.
  2. I should really know who the fuck you are then. Unless you're too young of course. Mine is clean. Absolutley nothing. Not even drun and disorderly which is amazing. Touch wood. God bless the 'can't be arsed' Broch Police.
  3. I can see either Christian or Jericho winning the title off him in an underhaded way and then getting drafted.
  4. Beans on Toast with grated cheese. Posh Noodle Anything that goes 'ping' in the micro. I think I cooked a Rissotto once, but that was a looong time ago. I can cook... honest... it's just the getting everything ready at the same time bollox. Hello Holly!
  5. I tried it with the filter off with 'Fat Porn Star' and about the only one I can post is..... ummmm..... well it isn't surprising.
  6. Star Wars. Just for pure childhood nostalgia.
  7. I don't think mine are modern in the truest sense of the word. Green Day (even though they get less and less as the days go by, they still remind me of my youth) NOFX Dropkick Murphys Real MacKenzies Ten Foot Pole
  8. If you think this won't be another charity tin rattler event I think you're dilluding yourself.
  9. Dr Pepper was like drinking blood anyway, so I'm not too sure how they could make that worse.
  10. I did have a theory about Snow White being a FBI undercover agent. I think it involved a lot of booze though.
  11. But then you've fucked up another family by killing one of theirs.
  12. So if you know someone has murdered, you can kill them?
  13. My god what a pile of shit. I find it fucking offensive that people with the money that Paul McCartney has has the audancity to put on a concert to get us to put money in for charity. The interest of his wad alone would probably count more than the public will achieve. I loved the 'it's not a reworking of Live Aid' quote from Geldof. What the fuck is it then? It's called Live8 for fuck sake. I am behind his first attempt and in a way the second, but now it just seems like he wants his name in the papers. Roll on the scene point muggers.
  14. Yup, the prisons in the USA are empty now. The cops just don't know what the fuck to do because of the lack of crime there.
  15. But he does look scarily like Rick Parfit from Status Quo without the beard!
  16. Nah, he left when I was there which was a long time ago. If I remember he was shagging some of the pupils and some teachers.
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