Da Fat Porn Star

Does that mean we can use the excellent Shaun of the Dead insult? 'FUCK YOU FOUR EYES!' No? Ok then.

Little known fact: Plancton actually makes the majority of the worlds oxygen, trees are thought to use up more than they produce. But the pic itself looks like it's template for Avril Lavignes next album cover.

God, not this again. Anyway, what's to say the guy wasn't scaming everyone on the board? Easy money I'd say.

I thought that the bouncing souls were a strange choice to go with the DKM. I did think they were ok, not much intrigration with the crowd though... more of a 'here's the songs' kinda thing. But I think we were more into them coz the lead singer looked and dressed like my mate. Which was worrying considering he looks like a Romanian orphan.

Undertakers that desperate these days?

God Awfuls went up in my estimations for covering 'I Hate Rock n' Roll' by the Anti Nowhere League.

The point is that it's not that great, and it's not the best and it's not exactly taxing. That's what makes it great! 'I'm Mark with a K, so I'll spell it with a C' 'Yeah, fuck with their heads!'

That would have made the water freeze on impact.... surely?

Being unemployed is great.... it's the lack of money that's the bitch.

People will just buy cheap booze from the 'offie' so it's not going to make one pick of difference.

In the liquidrooms. I can't fucking wait!

'What's wrong with today, today?' Excellent, excellent film.

This thread motivated me to start d/l some tunes. Worst theme ever? Captain Planet and the Planeteers..... ...'Captain Planet he's our hero Gonna take polution down to zero...'

You see I got a big pay off and live off that for months down the boozer. Money runs out though. I hope the NHS has big pay off packages!

Never heard of it, but if it sounds like Fraserburgh then I'll have to get it!

If he dressed up as a nymphomaniac nurse would they be saying he's a transvestite? Media? Ah fuck off!

Yes. Yes I have.

That's a lie. He looks nothing like Ali G.

I pissed myself laughing when I saw it. They died their hair black and are wearing black clothes.... so they must be Goths.

Wipe it 'til it bleeds - Turbonegro

'There is more evil in the charts than in Al-Qaedas suggestion box' 'To men breasts are like Pepsi and Coca-Cola. We all have our favourites, but we'll have whatever is on tap.'

Was Dizzy a boiled or raw egg? Coz surely he wouldn't have sunk if he was a raw egg, thus killing some tasks.

Eating meat is instinct, not eating meat is a decision.... surely that's why we have canine teeth. You knwo it makes sense.

For punks tees... http://www.interpunk.com For offensive stuff http://www.tshirthell.com

That was from One Up.