SteveCrisis

Conversely some people don't see the point in having over 14s gigs in over 18s venues. Alcohol on sale, licensing laws...

I thought they were extinct for a few hundred years... :O My mistake! That was the dodo... *Dons coat and catches next available taxi*

Red card! Song titles have to be 2 words. Back to Statue of Misery - Fires of War as basis My tuppence worth: The Fall - The War Against Intelligence

No. You are not alone.

Must say I'm really looking forward to the Glasgow gig next Tuesday. All Of A Sudden and Those Who Tell The Truth haven't been off my CD player these past few weeks. Got my train ticket at the weekend and accommodation booked. Who all from here's going down?

The Beatles - Tomorrow Never Knows

Spot on. Top of the league!

If the sailors had kept to the International Waters Exclusion Zone, none of this would have happened. That's what you get when a female's reading the charts... ...expects post to be deleted even though Ireceived that as a text mesage the other day...

Here's one for you: There is only one UK football club that doesn't have any of the letters of the word mackerel in its name. Name it...

I am sorely tempted by this. I'm off on Tuesday to travel to Glasgow... If Sweat Loaf by The Butthole Surfers isn't played I will be most irate

Tonight we dine in hell!

You're getting on in years. We'll have to take you out to pasture shortly. They had an album called Swansong after Heartwork which WAS ding.

Christalfuckinmighty! If it was Morbid Angel instead of CF then it would be the original Gods Of Grind all over again 18 years after the fact. Genital Grinder!

The Beach Boys - The Times They Are A-Changing

You could always try the Princes Trust for funding. That jug-eared, oafish, horse-shagging parasite's organisation could help you out.

Mos Def - Much Respect To Michael Jordan

A little girl went into a pet shop and asked "Excuthe me, do you haf any widdle wabbits?". The shop keeper's heart melted. He got down on his knees so that he was on her level and said "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit? Or maybe one like that widdle bwown one over there?". The little girl blushed, rocked on her heels, put her hands on her knees,leaned forward and whispered....... "I don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a pfuc "

I bought Crawling Chaos about 10 years ago which is an excellent compilation of his better and lesser known works. I don't know if it's out of print now but I'll see if I can get the ISBN

Go get yourself a copy of Stacked MILFs

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. What's gray and comes in pints? An elephant

I think Ewan might have the DAT master

You should read 'The Dunwich Horror'. Equally creepy

Probably washed down with tubs of lard.

I'm putting a tenner on for this game. I don't know who I'm putting the money on at this moment in time...

I'll have to be awkward and do this by studio album: Bleach - Floyd The Barber Nevermind - Endless, Nameless (The hidden track) Album proper: Lithium In Utero - Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle (This was a very hard decision as my other favourites include Milk It, Scentless Apprentice and *tears starting to flow* All Apologies)