SteveCrisis

Abso-Fuckin-Cosa- Nostra -lutely true. TPBM nursed a severe hangover yesterday whilst working the Monday Holiday

Mr. Bungle - None Of Them Knew They Were Robots

And I thought Big Ears was the cunt.

False. I'n not even registered on Friends Re-united. TPBM harbours secret desires of moonlighting as an escort

I'm sure she'll be made MOST welcome and comfortable. Especially by some great big rampaging bull-dyke who'll want a slice of Paris all to herself, you know the type - someone who looks like Biffa Bacon's mum.

I couldn't get over the length of the queue on Saturday for his signing session. It snaked through the biography section all the way round the sports and headed up at the crime area. I got there at 12.10 nursing a hangover and wasn't out of the store until 1pm where I made an immediate bee-line for Slains for a quick pint before meeting friends for the second half of the Huns Vs Tims gemme. Even MacBride himself was taken aback by the turnout. Halfhead

Read both Congrats and Bloody Casuals. Dan Rivers is mates with an old boss of mine who was part of the Summerhill Crew. It'd be interesting to read the point of view of the Motherwell Saturday Service Rivers mentions. I wanted to be a casual but my mum wouldn't let me

4 hours to go til doors open. Am getting impatient...

Desired effect. Job done:up:

Cause of nightmares? Cheesey Women

Aye. It is a good show. The Eggheads themselves are al full of their own importance. Judith, the Millionnaire winner, she just gets my goat. I think the only one I like, to a certain extent is Daphne. CJ is a smug prick who deserves to be kicked in the teeth and testes. Repeatedly

Classic line in response to a question concerning Gache, a traditional Guernsey dish: I was only in Guernsey for one day and I don't recall eating any gache. Who said Eggheads was dull?

FALSE - Don't have a scooby. Care to enlighten us? TPBM would rather be in the pub than at work.

And I've telt ye Nit! The thighs are nice but the diddies are better. I bet she's got a fud like candy floss:love:

I think he get's better with each McRae novel. When I first read Cold Granite I quite enjoyed it and looked forward to successive novels of his. Dying Light was so much darker and much more enjoyable. Broken Skin - I've left the last 3 chapters for tonight. Pretty good but not a patch on his second.

Stuart MacBride will be at Waterstones (Trinity Centre) Sat 5th of May from noon signing copies of his new novel Broken Skin

:laughing: Half masticated savoury rice all over my screen. Bastard!

Helps if I read the opening post properly rather than skim. I read Michael... Still 2 out of 3 ain't bad

If actors is a synonym for cunts, then yes.

There is an alternative... ....Amoebic Dysentery

FALSE - I sold my grandparents on Ebay TPBM Will obligingly donate their iver and kidneys to medical science

Yep. Last night I dreamt that I actually enjoyed Love, Honour and Obey8o

Can't be arsed if I'm wrong but I think that's Chelsea Dagger by The Fratellis (curses, I'm giving them proper noun status) which is ironic because the majority of Celtic fans - the ones with any sense anyway - despise Chelsea and anything associated with Chelsea with a vengeance. Lester B, I ccan both empathise and sympathise. One of the girls in my department gave me a blast of The View which I listened to for benefit of the doubt. Complete crinkly scrote IMHO. Gonnae buy us a bottle o ginger, big man? Shite - I smell soap! Better get tae fuck...

Nah mate. It's proper. Bosh. He lives rahnd from the Elephant and Castle

Indeed. And it's the worst shoot out ever. The A-Team firefights were more convincing.