New Found Power

Well, I wouldn't want that shitsucker at my funeral either.

...Have you ever heard Crowbar? Because if so, I just don't know what the fuck. EDIT: Oh, and CoC in Glasgow...sweet mother of mercy!

Intelligent Design isn't a "theory", it's just creationism (isn't it funny how close that word is to cretinism...hmm...) disguised behind a thin veil of maybe-sort of Hippy-dippy Matrix-esque pseudoscience crap to softer the blow. It all amounts to blaming the fucking invisible wizard(s) in the sky.

Set the bed on fire.

Everyone of the "OMG SUDWAY SUXX GO TO BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAIN" opinion should see a doctor immediately, because there's clearly something seriously wrong with their sense of taste. "But it's aLtErNaTiVe!!11!" I hear you cry...doesn't stop their sandwiches being sub-par, with dry fillings on rubbish bread. Oh yeah...I went there.

Favourite place I've been was probably San Antonio...always wanted to go to Prague and Moscow though.

Some sort of silo explosion.

Would've thought THESE were more your thing, actually.

I'd say they're both about equally shitty, but far surpassed in shittiness by that one irritating cunt who goes out of their way to aggravate people around them again and again, and SIMULTANEOUSLY clings to the mistaken belief that doing so makes them the funniest thing since Tommy Cooper's hilarious on-stage death. You all know the one, right?

True, last summer. TPBM has seen Pirates of the Caribbean more than once.

Buy a scary old manor house overlooking the city with an enormous cave underneath it, misappropriate some expensive body armour and a flashy vehicle and...well, you see where I'm going with this.

Please Santa, I've been a good boy this year.

After being played again by Paul at the Fudge 6th Birthday gig last night, this guitar is now officially a piece of ONION TERROR HISTORY. Any takers?

I don't know a damn thing about credit cards, but I could talk your ear off about the Justice League. You, sir, should learn to be more specific with your geekery requests.

So how exactly do you pronounce that name?

Oh my yes, I would MUCH rather be in Iraq against my will than at University. WHAT A FABULOUS IDEA.

Congratulations, you just failed Part one of the test.

Schecter Blackjack 006, as modeled here by my glamorous assistant, Mr. paulscoconutass... Seymour duncan pickups, tonepros bridge, grover tuners, all the trimmings. Looks great, plays great, sounds great! More info from the official Schecter site HERE. Looking for 350 quid, as it's in perfect condition. Reply here or PM.

That....that doesn't even look real. Hooray for horrific animatronic-looking dog!

"MMburugu had a machete in one hand but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopards mouth. He gradually managed to pull out the animals tongue, leaving it in its death-throes." Stone. Cold. Badass.

Is that the one on the right-hand side of Market Street, as you look towards the Torry bridge? Beside Kwik-Fit?

How much does this cost? And yeah, I'd take part so long as I'm free that day.