New Found Power

Nowhere near as good as I expected, still good for a laugh though.

They all do it specifically to annoy you, yes you.

Excuse me, what?

Maybe it'll be an "XXXTREME" remake, and all they'll do is go around starting barfights and chainwhipping "squares" for looking at them funny. Oh god, I can hardly wait.

Not long ago finished Kingdom of Fear by good ol' Hunter S. Thompson, and the other nigth I read the first few chapters of the Long Way Round, having just finished watching the series. I can just tell it's another book that'll make me want a motorbike I can neither afford or obtain.

I enjoyed it, but I didn't really think there was much "special" about it. Although worth seeing just for the "Stuntman" bit.

This was magnificent.

I'm so surprised that this doesn't seem to be anything to do with Fred Phelps and his wacky Westboro Baptist Church. If you don't know what I'm talking about.... GodHatesFags.com GodHatesAmerica.com It's pathetically hilarious right up to the point that you realise they're deadly serious.

And if the bottle doesn't go "BAMF!" when you squirt some out, I'd want my fucking money back.

The current Justice League/Justice League Unlimited cartoons are probably the best "kid's" cartoons ever made. Thundercats? Pah.

I fail to see what Walking Tall has to do with any of this.

Damn you all to hell, get a Street Fighter Alhpa 3 machine! ...I just want to play as Dan.

Bent as a six quid note.

Godspeed, you crazy bastard.

There's been smoke coming off the Gramps this whole week, thought I thought there was even more than usual this morning, out of the bus window. Hmm.

I'm going to murder my neighbours and then kill myself, leaving behind a cryptic suicide note that blames my actions on video-game violence. Cheerio.

Falshh, thissshhh isshh a baysshhlesshhh accusassshhhhion. TPBM believes that Hunter S. Thompson's ghost could defeat Christopher Reeve's ghost in mortal combat.

Time for an action-packed low-speed rickshaw chase sequence.

-A loaded pistol, just to off myself and get it over with.

It's a simple matter of interest, really. WWII was, by and large, DRAMATIC. Dunkirk, D-Day, Blitzkrieg, Pearl Harbour and Hiroshima. WWI was mainly categorized by 19-year olds sitting in holes in the ground in Belgium and France, taking pot-shots at each other. The most ominous, familiar event of WWI to most people is the fighting in "The Somme" which, when it all comes down to it, was just thousands of men running up a slight incline and getting shredded by machine-gun fire. Plus the First World War didn't involve Millions of civilians being murdered for their ancestry, and the Second has far, FAR more documented history surrounding it.

You stay the hell away from my partner/bf/gf/wife/husband, Hog. You greasy latino bastard.

Nobody FUCKING cares.