What the fuck? Surely he means "Not a lot of my fellow internet music cocksmokers buy CDs, because we're all afraid to go outside. Instead we merely download MP3s in gigantic quantities while masturbating to Thai ladyboy porn" What a fucking tool.
Friday appears to be "Seemingly endless dirge of shit emo with some proper music thrown in to keep up appearances" night. But the atmosphere is good, and the music tends to pick up towards the end of the night.