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New Found Power

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  1. I was beaten on this, but - "BUILD"? What the hell kind of verb is that to use for a t-shirt's creation?
  2. An overused, ages-old joke that ceased to be funny long ago walks into this thread ...and feels perfectly at home.
  3. If by "best thing ever", you mean "Totally and utterly retarded, and yet not at all funny on any level".
  4. Might I add: "Dunn oo like, s'psed t b ging to fay cluibs like esapioonage and liwued and prioery...spelluyung is attorcious...meh.. easy rake it!!" and "Judt, nt feeluing too hot like but bn frinking since aboot 4pm...might be at the flyueng circus laterr...."
  5. Surely this is just another sign of the endtimes.
  6. My mum works in admission at the hospital, and once admitted a guy called Randy Strongman..that's my personal favourite.
  7. Johnnie Walker and Ginger Beer for spirits, and Dos Equis with lime for beers. I also recently started drinking Singapore slings like they're going out of fashion. Goddamn.
  8. So, thirteen pages in and nobody wants to mee me? Oh, FUCK you guys.
  9. What if the banana is at a different angle to the box?
  10. Batman was ALWAYS shit scary. And on a nerdier note, I think the thing in the film is his cape's made of a semi-rigid fabric that solidifies when an electrical current is bassed through it, so it can be used for gliding. Hence the big-ness.
  11. Clint Eastwood as The Outlaw Josey Wales. Or pretty much every other character that Clint's played in a western, they're all the same anyway. Nobody does a squinting hardass on a quest for revenge better.
  12. "My opposition to the death penalty is fairly core, I object to the damage it does to my spirit for my government to kill people because my government is supposed to be me and I object to me killing people." - Steve Earle. Anyone who is in favour of the death penalty should first take a step back and consider whether they would really, truly be willing to throw the switch or push the plunger on the needle and end that person's life. And if you wouldn't be willing to do it yourself, why do you support it at all? Not to mention that it begs the question...if you would be willing to, are you any better than the criminal on the receiving end?
  13. That sounds like a neat party trick.
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