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Sorry' date=' you must be mistaking me for someone who gives a fuck :finger:[/quote']

Wow, you're truly the epitome of punk rock.

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I've a friend who got busted shagging in the band stand on top of St.Nicholas Centre. At least the cops let him 'finish' before giving him written warning!!. I'm sure he consoled himself with some chips n gravy from the tastie tattie - my mate can show a bird a good time!

my stories will go to the grave with me.

Beeker.

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I once had sex inside of a cock. Thats right you mundane cunts. INSIDE THE INSIDE OF A FUCKING COCK, in flesh and darkness with tears streaming down my face. wow!!!

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Its unfair how people are making fun of Jaco. Jaco's Mum taught me a lot when I went round to the house in Inverurie, you know, the older lady...... :D

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A woman.

Well' date=' that was more of an unusual place, for me, in that I usually....erm....yeah..... :O[/quote']

pete

sex for u is a guilty pleasure

just be happy u get it at all ;)

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