dazed&confuzzed Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 i had sex in the subclub (glasgow) toilets last friday. my friend said doing things like that is degrading, but more importantly my boyfriend said i was dirty and although he meant it as a compliment, the one other person who's said that had absolutely no respect for me and stood me up on hogmanay. therefore, I am going to be good from now on and haven't had sex with him since that night (not because of that) but he's starting to suffer now, the poor boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 This is boring...I'm more interested in the crazy places people have taken a shit....I'm one of these people that can only do it on the bog...But this one time..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 i my boyfriend said i was dirty.He's just jealous cos he wasn't there at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Stop using these boards to get a cheap thrill from people who really should be questioning why they feel the need to reply.Bingo.The mind boggles as to what people are thinking when they reply to these things, while this boys sitting there, legs akimbo, propped ontop of the monitor, bathed in his own sweat, eagerly awaiting the next reply of "a bush" or "a carpark". I despair.What happened to Untitled's fabled sex threads, he always had some quality threads like "Who's ever had anal sex - I'm just wondering because my friend was talking....about it...and we were just wondering...about it....I'm not going to masturbate", they were great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Bingo.The mind boggles as to what people are thinking when they reply to these things' date=' while this boys sitting there, legs akimbo, propped ontop of the monitor, bathed in his own sweat, eagerly awaiting the next reply of "a bush" or "a carpark". I despair.What happened to Untitled's fabled sex threads, he always had some quality threads like "Who's ever had anal sex - I'm just wondering because my friend was talking....about it...and we were just wondering...about it....I'm not going to masturbate", they were great.[/quote'] yeah, his threads like that have gone cus he gets to do them now............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 yeah' date=' his threads like that have gone cus he gets to do them now............[/quote']Haha, that would explain a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 we just read through all his old posts.i knew he was disgustinly horny, but thats insane!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Bingo.The mind boggles as to what people are thinking when they reply to these things' date=' while this boys sitting there, legs akimbo, propped ontop of the monitor, bathed in his own sweat, eagerly awaiting the next reply of "a bush" or "a carpark". I despair.What happened to Untitled's fabled sex threads, he always had some quality threads like "Who's ever had anal sex - I'm just wondering because my friend was talking....about it...and we were just wondering...about it....I'm not going to masturbate", they were great.[/quote'] i've calmed down since settling down with the missis.besides, it was honestly boredom that created those threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Nazi Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 wastelands first dogger shut up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Not really alot of crazy places, normally my bed and the respective partner's beds but I suppose unusual places have been in a shower, a garage and the dining room floor of my exs at bout 2:30am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 a garage? can you feeeeel the romance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 a garage? can you feeeeel the romance?Not really but it certainly warmed the place up. It was fucking freezing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 what compelled you to get nude in a garage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 what compelled you to get nude in a garage?I was at a party with my ex girlfriend and thats where we were sleeping. or supposed to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 i wouldn't ever do it in my garage, not unless i was comfortable with four beady eyes peering at me from one corner...those eyes of course belonging to my cats.besides, i would have to roll under the corsa in order to get jiggy in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 i wouldn't ever do it in my garage' date=' not unless i was comfortable with four beady eyes peering at me from one corner...those eyes of course belonging to my cats.besides, i would have to roll under the corsa in order to get jiggy in there.[/quote']Oh there were mattress' there and no car. or cats. Well, just the one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Oh there were mattress' there and no car. or cats. Well' date=' just the one! [/quote']girl: nice pussyyou: that's my line! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 girl: nice pussyyou: that's my line!I really have to start exploiting the two cats I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 I would've thought Lorraine's flat was pretty crazy eh? Teehee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 I really have to start exploiting the two cats I have...ooh err Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 girl: nice pussyyou: that's my line! .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 ..ooh errFuck yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Fuck yeah!Hey, remember that time genuinely said "fuck that shit!"Good times....what the hell you were thinking though, I have NO idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Hey' date=' remember that time genuinely said "fuck that shit!"Good times....what the hell you were thinking though, I have NO idea.[/quote']I was wonderin when that was going to make a forum appearance. 2 years you kept that to yourself, well done! It was a reaction which rose to the surface. Completely involuntary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 I was wonderin when that was going to make a forum appearance. 2 years you kept that to yourself' date=' well done! It was a reaction which rose to the surface. Completely involuntary.[/quote']Well, 2 years of keeping that to ourselves also includes the 3 hard months of laughing at it, a week cooling off period and several cheap laughs until present day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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