shaun Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 what's green and has wheels?grass...i lied about the wheels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 What did the disabled boy get for Christmas?...cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvin Starclusk Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 What's blue and doesn't fit anymore?A dead epileptic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abi Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 why was the mushroom invited to all the parties? because he was a fungi!did u hear about the magic tractor?it was driving along and turned into a field! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 what do you call an epileptic in a pile of leaves?Russel lolerm, why do brunettes take the pill?wishful thinkingwhy do brunettes like their dark hairit matches their moustache and hides the dirtwhy did Barbie stop making brunette dolls?parents thought the dandruff was contagious.(and im a brunette so dont go all "oh your a blonde you brunette hater" i just like taking the piss out of me and my kind ha ha) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 what's blue and fucks grannies?..... me and my lucky blue overcoat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 What did the disabled boy get for Christmas?...cancerI think I must be an awful person. I found that really funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 I think I must be an awful person. I found that really funny. its always been a winner in my book, and a great pub joke (but i found out most females DONT find it funny for some reason ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 your talking to the wrong girls then cos i found it hilarious. its like the peado one:a man and a little boy are walking through the woods one night, the little boy says "mister, i dont like it here, its scary" the peado replies "how do you think i feel? ive got to walk back all by myself"lol i found that a lot of people dont like that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 your talking to the wrong girls then cos i found it hilarious. its like the peado one:a man and a little boy are walking through the woods one night' date=' the little boy says "mister, i dont like it here, its scary" the peado replies "how do you think i feel? ive got to walk back all by myself"lol i found that a lot of people dont like that one...[/quote']ahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 What's better than getting a Silver medal at the Paralympic games?Having legs that work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 How does Helen Keller's parents punish her when shes been bad?They move the furniture.How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? Stuck doorknobs to the walls. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?So she can moan with the other.How does Helen Keller drive? One hand on the wheel and one hand one the road! How did Helen Keller breake her arms? Trying to read road signs at 40mph. teehee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 What's better than getting a Silver medal at the Paralympic games?Having legs that work.best joke ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Why did god give women thrush?So they can get used to a pain in the cunt before marrying one.Whats the best thing about having sex with twentyseven year olds?Theres twenty of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 When my Gran was dying of cancer the doctor covered her in margerine....... she went downhill really fast after that.BOOM BOOM.Sue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 your talking to the wrong girls then cos i found it hilarious. its like the peado one:a man and a little boy are walking through the woods one night' date=' the little boy says "mister, i dont like it here, its scary" the peado replies "how do you think i feel? ive got to walk back all by myself"lol i found that a lot of people dont like that one...[/quote'] Mwahaha...My favourite joke that isn't hugely offensive is:Two cannibals are eating a clown, the first cannibal says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"*ba dum tsh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 what do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?full.i'd also heard a variation of the two tampons joke, except it was a tampon and an albyn girl. same punchline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 what is the difference between an eight year old boy and an eight year old girl?You can flip an eight year old girl over and pretend that it's an eight year old boy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Two twins in christmas day, one is called johnny and the other herbert....So they come down stairs all excited and see what gifts are under the tree for them.Johnny only has one gift and its a little wooden boat with wheels on it....whilst herbert has got hundreds of gifts under the tree, motorbike, playstation2, dvd player....you name it he got it......So later on in the day little johnny is playing happily with his toy boat on the kitchen floor when herebert comes in and taunts johnny about his pitiful gift and that he had way more gifts from his parents which made him believe that his mum and dad loved him way more....but little johnny casual as you like just looked up at herbert and said 'oh well...at least i dont have cancer'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Two twins in christmas day' date=' one is called johnny and the other herbert....So they come down stairs all excited and see what gifts are under the tree for them.Johnny only has one gift and its a little wooden boat with wheels on it....whilst herbert has got hundreds of gifts under the tree, motorbike, playstation2, dvd player....you name it he got it......So later on in the day little johnny is playing happily with his toy boat on the kitchen floor when herebert comes in and taunts johnny about his pitiful gift and that he had way more gifts from his parents which made him believe that his mum and dad loved him way more....but little johnny casual as you like just looked up at herbert and said 'oh well...at least i dont have cancer'.[/quote']It's all in the delivery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 reWhat's black and blue and hates sex?The baby in my boot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 What's black and blue and hates sex?The baby in my booti heard that but with the punchline being...a rape victim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 10 Easy Wishes Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 that joke's about as funny as my balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 How did Hitler die?He had a heart attack when he saw his gas bill!(ASH) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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